Tonight I witnessed something great and amazing: Bruce vs Dustin.

Bruce confronted hippy dustin about how rude he was to Bruce and friends one night last week. Its funny that Bruce made more sense than Dustin did, and Bruce was drunk! HA!

So the grand total of my idiocy is a whopping $1059.21 ( Read more... )

I just finished shattering my car's rear window and denting the frame. How did i manage to accomplish such a feat??
I backed VERY SLOWLY into the concrete corner of my doorstep. A tip: when you think you're getting close to hitting something DO NOT keep backing up. Move forward right away.

I feel like shit.

I went to Stanley park today to meet a few friends, so when i got there i phoned them and they told me i was in the wrong parking lot, that i'd gone the wrong way. So i ended up having to circle all the way around stanley park...only to find that THEY HAD BEEN IN THE SAME PARKING LOT AS ME IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! How could we be so daft? I also ( Read more... )

Tonight I registered for school.

To be honest i am scared shitless to go back. I don't know if i have the talent or the drive to make anything of myself. I'm afraid i'll be too shy in all my classes and continually feel like i don't measure up to the others in my program.

I need self esteem school.

I found a little note under the windshield wiper of my car today. This is what it said ( Read more... )

How to make a belletta
Ingredients:

1 part friendliness

1 part humour

1 part energy
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add wisdom to taste! Do not overindulge!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.comGod it feels good when you release the past and let go of the things that have hurt you ( Read more... )

Down and out for two days. Has it been the weather? Perhaps ( Read more... )

What does a elephant use as a vibrator??

an epileptic.

BEST THING ALL WEEK!! (no sarcasim. i think this is hilarious ( Read more... )