it's a love story, baby just say yes!
This is Pete and Brendon. Pete and Brendon are cousins. Pete and Brendon are also in love.
See? (Pete looks well chuffed, doesn't he?)
But then Brendon says he doesn't care anymore!
SO THEN PETE MAKES BDEN JEALOUS WITH RYAN!
SO BDEN GETS BACK AT HIM BY SEDUCING PETE'S BANDMATES!
THEN RYAN EATS A BAGEL LIKE A BOSS!
THEN BDEN GETS JIGGY WITH IT!
AND AGAIN~
AND THEN HE TURNS INTO A WEREWOLF!
THEN HE PUNCHES RYAN IN THE HEAD FOR EATING HIS BAGEL!
BUT THEN PATRICK TELLS HIM THE SEEKRIT~ TO GETTING PETE BACK FROM RYAN'S DASTARDLY LONG-FINGERED CLUTCHES!
SO THEN THEY GO TO GAY PROM AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER IN THEIR HOMOCESTUOUS BLISS.
THE END. BEST STORY EVER, RIGHT.