Bible People

[bellibone]

I just had an awkward moment

Comments

[jester_go_splat]

I would have belched, and then said "Smell that? That's the sweet digestive smell of the last bible salesmen who came here... Wanna come in for lunch?"

[gimpythumbs]

I just say, 'I already know Jesus loves me. Thanks anyway.' When I told a guy that at Hoopfest, he said, "Oh, you already have the pamphlet?" And I said, "Yeah, sure."

[random_rental]

Once you have said "No, Thanks!" and started to close the door, any action on their part to continue the conversation is an exploitation of your sense of politeness.

Dave Barry has pointed out that people who want to share their religious views with you are often unwilling to have you share yours with them.