And from the freaky deaky gallery ( Read more... )

...Because anything is better than writing about E. Coli again ( Read more... )

Hollister has turned into grey, rainy Silent Hill town. I kind of like it. It actually makes my room less cold at night. I worry about the farmers though. Usually the first rain of the year round these parts falls on Halloween or a few days afterward, almost like clockwork ( Read more... )

Usually, I take to posting in the morning, when I'm not bogged down in work yet and am still too sleepy from coffee to work, even if I wanted to. This interests me, because I am not, have never been and never will be a "morning person," so I wonder if maybe what I write here in the morning is substantially different from what I would write if I had ( Read more... )

I am exhausted. I mean srsly guyz ( Read more... )

Your Life Is Worth...
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BECAUSE YOU'RE GETTING A WII, BITCHES.

"Some people are concerned that genetically modified foods may by unhealthy. Others fear that they will destroy the environment. My concern is that they will bore me until I want to die. Come on, increased yields? Pest resistance? Dull, dull, dull. If we're going to be tinkering with the very building blocks of life, I expect to be seriously ( Read more... )

Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you ( Read more... )

Mike: So you just call people, ask them what's going on and then write about?
Me: Yeah, pretty much. I just say "Hey y'all what's up thanks it'll be in tomorrow's paper."
Mike: That's bad ass!
Me: I've been doing this for like a year now
Mike: Yeah, I know. I just never thought about it before.

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