So maybe this place has gone up just a bit in my book. I'm feeling fantastic, too. Can't thank you enough, Rose. You're a miracle worker, comin' staight from the heart. Y'know, I wouldn't mind seeing you again sans flu bug if that's all right.

Hey, anyone know if there's a shooting range around here?

Oh, f --

[nasty bout of coughing, then a slightly gross-sounding sniff]

Aw man, that's disgusting.

[sneeze]

This is ridiculous. I get sick, like, what, once in a blue moon? Whoever started this little epidemic, I swear ... [some muttering]

I'm startin' to think somebody put something in my drink back in Illinois and this whole thing's just been one fucked-up headtrip.

There's no way in hell a place this messed up can actually exist.

( Filter: Private )

[thud]

Son of a ... what? Where --

Well, for Hell, this is a bit ... not what I expected. Little more fire and screaming, I thought, little less ...

[pause]

Okay, irony. I seem to be in a church. Huh.

... Hello?