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[bellkt]

Things that happened this week that unfortunately I must make note of:

Spent Valentine's Day alone. Horrid.
Fight with Oliver
Was late to work every day. Terrible sleeping habits.
Got incredibly pissed at the Leaky.
Saw Fawcett's boobs and other parts
Was locked out of my own flat. Thanks Lee for helping me out.
Apparently wrote some drunk owls.

Comments

[heyitsaliving]

Okay.

I miss the sex more than anything right now, to be honest. Mostly I just wish I had someone to buy me all that chocolate.

[bellkt]

Okay, ignore my previous comment.

I sound like a sad bitter old hag. So let me rephrase.

WHOO SINGLES FOREVER! BOYS SUCK.

There, much better.

I'll buy you chocolate.

[heyitsaliving]

That is much better.

Maybe we should arrange a chocolate exchange day for everyone who's single around that time. And strictly no couples.

[bellkt]

Just around that time?

I'll exchange chocolate any time.

[heyitsaliving]

Yes, but that way we'd be making an occasion out of it. And make the couples feel jealous. Why have sex when you can have chocolate, after all?

We should also rule out boys we don't like, regardless of whether they're single or not.

[bellkt]

I could do that.

But, there are a lot of boys I don't like. I might be too biased when choosing.

[heyitsaliving]

Maybe only the ones we have a personal grievance against. Or who have done something bad to a close friend. And those who really shouldn't exist, like Cormac McLaggen.

[bellkt]

And now I'm curious.

[heyitsaliving]

Well, you know. Cormac McLaggen? The one bloke other than Ron Weasley who couldn't even keep his hands off Hermione Granger? He was apparently all over her at that Bug Club or whatever Christmas party during sixth year.

Oh. I forgot. You missed- Whoops.

[bellkt]

Oh.

Well, you can put him on the list.