Fuck that, I'd walk bravely, proudly, and confidently on University Ave. I will be able to save some money for once by buying cheap groceries. (There's a Food 4 Less there)
Just kidding, if I was born with a razor pet cat, I'd probably be celabate.
You know why I would go to the dentist, unlike the others?
;( WHAT GYNO is going to see pearly white teeth in my vagina as a good thing? If I suddenly had teeth in there, I would think, "Hmm, I have been gifted with something different and unique! Now I must care for this new part of myself." Not... "OH SHIT WTF TEETH IN MY KITTY WHATEVER SHALL I DO?!?!?!"
>> You ever been to a gyno? Creepy people, why are they into looking at coochies all day? Specialists obviously make more money, but I think I would get along just as well without having someone probe my cervix once a year to harvest muh cellz.
In my head I think, "how would a gyno know how to properly care for my vagina teeth? A dentist would, he works with teeth all day long. A dentist knows how to remove teeth too." >> However, most dentists probably wouldn't take a look...
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Just kidding, if I was born with a razor pet cat, I'd probably be celabate.
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;( WHAT GYNO is going to see pearly white teeth in my vagina as a good thing? If I suddenly had teeth in there, I would think, "Hmm, I have been gifted with something different and unique! Now I must care for this new part of myself." Not... "OH SHIT WTF TEETH IN MY KITTY WHATEVER SHALL I DO?!?!?!"
>> You ever been to a gyno? Creepy people, why are they into looking at coochies all day? Specialists obviously make more money, but I think I would get along just as well without having someone probe my cervix once a year to harvest muh cellz.
In my head I think, "how would a gyno know how to properly care for my vagina teeth? A dentist would, he works with teeth all day long. A dentist knows how to remove teeth too." >> However, most dentists probably wouldn't take a look...
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