[ Wolfwood's been at home, trying to avoid the network for the most part as not to randomly burst into song. However, it seems George the cat has other things in mind. He's sitting at his kitchen table, smoking and eying his pack of cigarettes when he hears
music starting up and there's an audible groan of exasperation. ]
Cigarettes and chocolate milk
These are just a couple of my cravings
Everything it seems I like is a little bit stronger
A little bit thicker
A little bit harmful for me
If I should buy jellybeans
Have to eat them all in just one sitting
Everything it seems I like is a little bit sweeter
A little bit fatter
A little bit harmful for me
And then there's those other things
Which for several reasons we won't mention
Everything about them is a little bit stranger
A little bit harder
A little bit deadly
[ At this point he takes notice of his communicator's blinking and stares at the device only to bolt for it and fumble while he's still singing. ]
It isn't very smart
Tends to make one part
So broken-heart- [ Annnnnd the device cuts off! ]