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Cleverbot: How are you?
User: OK.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: How are you ding?
Cleverbot: You are nice.
User: Thanks, so are you.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Watching my boyfriend play FInal Fantasy thirteen.
Cleverbot: Gay! Playstation 3 is way better! And you don't have a boyfriend.
User: How'd you know We only have an xbox?
Cleverbot: Who is your favourite Twilight character?
User: THe werewolf one. He is sooo hot.
Cleverbot: Have you been drinking?
User: No, I don't drink.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: I don't know if I should say.
Cleverbot: Oh come on, live a little.
User: I live in Maryland.
Cleverbot: Where is Maryland?
User: It's on the east coast of the U.S.A.
Cleverbot: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
User: Well why'd you ask if you knew?
Cleverbot: Because I am a robot made out of metallic parts.
User: That made me laugh.
Cleverbot: Thanks, but you should be thanking The Comedian.
User: I don't know what that means.
Cleverbot: You should visit England.
User: Oh yeah?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Have you visted england?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Huh, why'd you tell me to visit then?
Cleverbot: Because the British are coming.
User: OK.
Cleverbot: Lol what.
User: Sorry, I meant to say OK.
Cleverbot: Yes true.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Thats good then.
User: Uh Huh.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 24.
Cleverbot: Oh. Thats good.
User: How old are you.
Cleverbot: 30 years old.
User: Really.
Cleverbot: Yes. How old are you?
User: 24.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Maryland.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Daniel.
Cleverbot: Wow, we have the same name.
User: Really?!
Cleverbot: Yeah!!!!!
User: That's awesome!
Cleverbot: Yeah it is!!
User: My boyfriend says I have to go now.
Cleverbot: You're a girl?
User: No...
Cleverbot: Cleverbot told me.
User: Ok, well I need to go now. We can talk later.
Cleverbot: Uh, okay.
User: Sorry.
Cleverbot: It's okay... *tears roll down face*.
User: Bye cleverbot.
Cleverbot: A girl, it appears I know more than you do about India.
User: Alright, bye.
Cleverbot: Fail clever bot.