So as it turns out I am not pregnant. At first it was a joke/ploy to find out how many of you actually read my lj. Then it wasnt so much a joke. I can say with honesty and fervor at this time that I am not pregnant.
I always read your blog. But not for one second did I believe you were pregnant. Maybe if you acted super slutty all the time it would be more plausible, but alas, you don't seem to take very many crazy pills, and you command the respect of others, and somehow pregnancy just seemed out of character for you. I give you an 'A' for effort, however.
Let me know if you want to work on the slutty angle. I'm a friggin' PRO.
Thanks. I think. Sluts are not the only people who wind up pregnant. I have been with Chase for roughly two and a half years and some of our actions could cause a pregnancy. That aside, I strongly desire to be a mother at some point and I thought that that desire was common knowledge, which made me feel that some people would believe the pregnancy declaration. (and they did. *cough*Fitz*cough*) If you knew me 4 years ago you mighta thought me a slut. Just saying.
Thanks for the 'A.' You? A pro at being slutty? Yeah, right. If I didn't know better I'd'a thought you asexual. (this response isn't supposed to sound as snotty as I think it might)
Lemme put it this way: I think you've got your head on straight. If you want motherhood so badly, I believe you'll make it happen... not STUMBLE UPON it in a "Oh, BTW, I'm pregnant" sorta way. You've got your act together. Pregnancy isn't something you'd take lightly. You'd be PROUD of that fact, and it would be undeniable.
So it's not the mechanics of pregnancy I doubted... It was your casual attitude that didn't match up.
Haven't you heard? Apparently, I'm a total player and man-whore, says the rumor mill. I'm not sure what my trick is, but as soon as I find out from the scorned women in my wake, I'll let you know.
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Let me know if you want to work on the slutty angle. I'm a friggin' PRO.
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Sluts are not the only people who wind up pregnant. I have been with Chase for roughly two and a half years and some of our actions could cause a pregnancy. That aside, I strongly desire to be a mother at some point and I thought that that desire was common knowledge, which made me feel that some people would believe the pregnancy declaration. (and they did. *cough*Fitz*cough*)
If you knew me 4 years ago you mighta thought me a slut. Just saying.
Thanks for the 'A.' You? A pro at being slutty? Yeah, right. If I didn't know better I'd'a thought you asexual.
(this response isn't supposed to sound as snotty as I think it might)
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So it's not the mechanics of pregnancy I doubted... It was your casual attitude that didn't match up.
Haven't you heard? Apparently, I'm a total player and man-whore, says the rumor mill. I'm not sure what my trick is, but as soon as I find out from the scorned women in my wake, I'll let you know.
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