[Filtered to Silvana][Unhackable]

[bellyflopchamp]

To the Captain and/or ranking crew of the Silvana

Comments

[knifeandcompass]

Ooooo, we could use another navigator~

[bellyflopchamp]

Really? That's great. So when do I hear back about it?

[knifeandcompass]

Well, you're gonna have to wait till the captain or first mate see this and talk to you about it.

But as the only navigator currently on board, I can say another one would be appreciated. At least by me.

[bellyflopchamp]

Yikes, you must be exhausted. Well, I hope they like me, for your sake especially.

[adiosasshole]

Heh.

[lilshiro_kun]

I dont' care about a resume, I just care that you know how to do your job as a navigator.

[bellyflopchamp]

Um... so does that mean I've got the job?

[lilshiro_kun]

I have no clue. But at the helmsman I just want to make sure you know what you're doing.

[bellyflopchamp]

First of all, it sounds to me like your job is to fly the ship, not give interviews. Second of all, I want to speak to someone who can give me a position, not inflict their delusions of grandeur on me.

[ooc: LOL, Toshirou already got under Milo's skin. Of course that really isn't too difficult. XD)

[down_in_smoke]

NO ONE LIKES AN ASS KISSER.

[bellyflopchamp]

Why? Because we get all the good jobs and leave deadbeats like you with whatever's at the bottom of the barrel? I beg your pardon, but I prefer to maintain a professional image. I don't even know you so I would appreciate it if you would keep your rude comments to yourself.

(ooc: Strikes aren't really there, that's just what Milo wants to say but doesn't have the guts to. XD)

[down_in_smoke]

There's a difference between "being professional" and "verbal fellatio." Take a guess which one you're doing.

My ass is parked on this ship and it doesn't need to see a brown noser like you around.

[maninthepicture]

I would suggest standing to his left, in that case.

[maninthepicture]

You're hired. We've been a man down since our last navigator had an unfortunate accident.

[veryniceborders]

If by 'unfortunate accident' you mean 'became intimately acquainted with the Claudia drive' then yes, it was an unfortunate accident.

[maninthepicture]

It was highly unfortunate.

[veryniceborders]

You have such a way with words, Alex.