Comments | bellz: makes sense, frances

bellz

makes sense, frances

Sep 22, 2004 16:38

While en route to LAX on Sunday, I saw something that sent a shudder through my entire body and instantly put me in a foul, sick mood:

VAL KILMER IS MOSES! IN THE TEN COMMANDMENTS!!

I'm a big fan of Val, for the most part. He even takes the craptastical and makes it semi-watchable. Yet, this is the fourth incarnation of The Ten ( Read more... )

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aclboston September 22 2004, 21:09:11 UTC

I got real mad the other day when I saw an ad for the new Alexander the Great movie with Colin Farrell and at one point he rallied his troops by yelling 'For Greece!' when Alexander was King of Macedonia, and pretty much despised Greece. There are times when I worry about me.

Tangential, sure, but I'm tired.

the_automatik September 23 2004, 07:59:27 UTC

Hahaha! Well, what can you expect from a turd like Oliver Stone?

aclboston September 23 2004, 08:05:42 UTC

Oh that's right, I forgot it was Stone. $10 says Alexander kills JFK at the end.

the_automatik September 23 2004, 08:08:13 UTC

I need to see Wall Street again soon. It's so delightfully awful.

bellz September 23 2004, 10:15:52 UTC

and man, does it look intensely boring...
and um, wasn't Alexander, a gay man? hmmmm...
either way, Oliver Stone can eat a bun, but he does tend to add a nice touch of crazy to all of his films.

aclboston September 23 2004, 13:47:03 UTC

Alexander was a gay BOY, in fact. Dude did most of his conquering at like 17. Died, I believe, at 29.