I win

[belmoon]

That was weird. I had about 5 girls blocking me into a corner because they wanted my candy today.

NONO, I mean LITERAL candy. I had Reese's. But still, they're all "I was here first, wasn't I Parker?" and junk. I have decided that chocolate has magic powers!

Comments

[pausedsilence]

PARKER HAS A HAREM OF FANGIRLS

omg, you lucky lucky boy.

[belmoon]

I JUST GOT THE MAGIC TOUCH OR SOMETHING!

[linkandluigi]

You KNOW chocolate is an aphrodisiac.

[belmoon]

I do NOW!