The image of the little exploding man will tip you off to not read this boring post. It makes sense.
Five days until I am officially OLD-YEARS-OLD.
My writing is never good enough, so I'll be satisfied enough to write a novel once I die of old age (God willing). This is good, because aside from Rowling, King, and Grisham, that's the age when writers become popular.
These userpics are retarded and reflect the retarded me from two years ago.
I hate college, and I'm only a year into it. Is it hard, is it time consuming, is it depressing? Yes, all of the above! But, only because I am an idiot. Also an insomniac.
Also, also, I'm an insomniac. It gets lonely. You can feel the change of your breath go from "okay, but could be better" to "OH FUCK." If this keeps up, I will need:
1) A wife who looks really adorable while asleep.
2) A lot of damn mouthwash.
or
3) The ability to become a MOTHERFUCKING OWLMAN.
I also need to think of better excuses to swear. There's a level where it's classy, and I'm at the one where I look like a, eleven-year-old. I went from being a prude to vocabulary to a sailor.
My ex has no standards in men. We went together like peanut butter and CALTROPS, so I guess it's good I got out of that.
Speaking of that, women are difficult. Shut up, you know you are. I don't care that my entire flist is female, most of LJ is. Men can be difficult too. There, gender-equality. Fuck.
I'm usually a happier guy. I'm just letting off steam and having fun. I also am not sexist, so TEE HEE JOKE IS ON YOU I TOTALLY TRICKED YOU.
Oh yeah, I forgot why I said they were difficult. Women are difficult because DAMN IT KENDAL IT'S THE FUCKAN WEEKEND, I DON'T CARE IF IT IS CRUNCH TIME, I WANT A FUNTELLIGENT CONVERSATION WITH AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN. SHIFT-KEY.
6:40 AM. I am an insomniac. Maybe. May have to ask a doctor. I can't get assignments done because I have something that is probably the mutant lovechild of ADD, OCD, and Claustrophobia (it's always the pretty ones that have to be stupid, isn't it?).
My friends are all smarter and more 'all-together' than me. It is disheartening.
Aging is annoying at my point in life because OH LOOK I APPEAR TO BE VERY CONFIDENT (though most of the time I am) AND AM IN COLLEGE AND BLAH BLAH I AM A STUD I GUESS BUT ALL THE GIRLS THAT ARE SUDDENLY SWOONING FOR ME ARE WHAT WE LIKE TO CALL IN THE SCIENTIFIC FIELD "JAILBAIT." Damn pedophilia. I know married couples that are twenty-five years apart in age, and a girl three years younger than me will get me handcuffs.
Not even the good kind of handcuffs, mind you.
Despite all this BAAAAAAWWWWW, I still follow the philosophy that "everything happens for a reason," and "anything is possible, as long as you have the will."
And THAT is why I'll succeed in the end.
Fuck it, that's just cheesy.
And yes, I probably will disappear for another seven months out of lack of interest.
My writing is never good enough, so I'll be satisfied enough to write a novel once I die of old age (God willing). This is good, because aside from Rowling, King, and Grisham, that's the age when writers become popular.
These userpics are retarded and reflect the retarded me from two years ago.
I hate college, and I'm only a year into it. Is it hard, is it time consuming, is it depressing? Yes, all of the above! But, only because I am an idiot. Also an insomniac.
Also, also, I'm an insomniac. It gets lonely. You can feel the change of your breath go from "okay, but could be better" to "OH FUCK." If this keeps up, I will need:
1) A wife who looks really adorable while asleep.
2) A lot of damn mouthwash.
or
3) The ability to become a MOTHERFUCKING OWLMAN.
I also need to think of better excuses to swear. There's a level where it's classy, and I'm at the one where I look like a, eleven-year-old. I went from being a prude to vocabulary to a sailor.
My ex has no standards in men. We went together like peanut butter and CALTROPS, so I guess it's good I got out of that.
Speaking of that, women are difficult. Shut up, you know you are. I don't care that my entire flist is female, most of LJ is. Men can be difficult too. There, gender-equality. Fuck.
I'm usually a happier guy. I'm just letting off steam and having fun. I also am not sexist, so TEE HEE JOKE IS ON YOU I TOTALLY TRICKED YOU.
Oh yeah, I forgot why I said they were difficult. Women are difficult because DAMN IT KENDAL IT'S THE FUCKAN WEEKEND, I DON'T CARE IF IT IS CRUNCH TIME, I WANT A FUNTELLIGENT CONVERSATION WITH AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN. SHIFT-KEY.
6:40 AM. I am an insomniac. Maybe. May have to ask a doctor. I can't get assignments done because I have something that is probably the mutant lovechild of ADD, OCD, and Claustrophobia (it's always the pretty ones that have to be stupid, isn't it?).
My friends are all smarter and more 'all-together' than me. It is disheartening.
Aging is annoying at my point in life because OH LOOK I APPEAR TO BE VERY CONFIDENT (though most of the time I am) AND AM IN COLLEGE AND BLAH BLAH I AM A STUD I GUESS BUT ALL THE GIRLS THAT ARE SUDDENLY SWOONING FOR ME ARE WHAT WE LIKE TO CALL IN THE SCIENTIFIC FIELD "JAILBAIT." Damn pedophilia. I know married couples that are twenty-five years apart in age, and a girl three years younger than me will get me handcuffs.
Not even the good kind of handcuffs, mind you.
Despite all this BAAAAAAWWWWW, I still follow the philosophy that "everything happens for a reason," and "anything is possible, as long as you have the will."
And THAT is why I'll succeed in the end.
Fuck it, that's just cheesy.
And yes, I probably will disappear for another seven months out of lack of interest.