Young Wings
Title: Young Wings
Focus: Stray Kids
Rating: (P)G
WC: 489
Summary: Drunk mass texting degenerates into Destiny's Child puns galore
A/N: Ya girl cracked after reading too many texting fics to be considered healthy and tried writing one. This is supposed to be part of a bigger slice of life/college multifandom AU,but who knows if i'll manage to write anything beyond this one.
English convos are in italics~
[NICKNAMES]NICKNAMES:
Jisung: hana,mini tablo
Hyunjin: pillow
Felix: bzzZZZz,wallaby,sugar glider
Seungmin: conGRAtulations,bullet journal
Chan: wombat, the og
Minho: bundle of joy
Changbin: munchlax
Jeongin: oh worm
Woojin: buddha
[deadass headass dumbass fakeass (4)]
hana: HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT
pillow: what
bzzZZZz: what
conGRAtulations: what
hana: rein your enthusiasm,geez
hana: anw
hana: WE GOT INVITEFD TO OUR 1ST COLLEGE PARTYY!!!1!!
bzzZZZz: U LYIN!!1!
hana: AM NOT !!!
conGRAtulations: what why how
hana: SO I WAS GOING TO THE CAFETERIA
pillow: stop shouting through text lol
hana: u right lol
hana: well 2 guys were handing out invites to a party organiezd by their dorm
hana: apparently itβs a tradition? idk
hana: n they said to bring anyone i knew
hana: weβre going right??
pillow: why are you even asking lmao
bzzZZZz:
ππππ»π»π»πππππππππ
ππ»πππππ»πππππ»πππ
πππππππππππππ»π»π»
ππππ»π»πππππππππ»π
pillow: my 12yo cousin does that shit
conGRAtulations: omg
To: Chris,j.sung,binnie,...
bb can u handle dis
i dun think u can handle dis woooo!
-00:27
---
To: Felix
From: Mom
Lee Yongbok,what are you saying? Are you drunk?
Get back home immediately!
-00:29
---
To: Felix
From: Chris
Go home youβre drunk, lol
-00:31
---
To: Felix
From: j.sung
Tnx 4 reminding me iβm sick n
couldnt go 2 the party π
-00:35
---
To: Felix
From: binnie
What.
-00:41
[Private chat: Chan & Felix]
wombat: several birdies confirmed my suspicions that you sent the same
text to the entirety of your contact list in your drunken stupor last night
wombat: how
wallaby: pls dont rub it in
wallaby: my phnoe bill will b thru the roofo this monht
wombat: lol
[The Lost Boys (9)]
mini tablo: Listen
mini tablo: Baby Boy
mini tablo: i kno u been to a Party
mini tablo: All Night
mini tablo: but u were so Drunk in Love
mini tablo: now u gotta Work It Out
mini tablo: how to pay dem Bills Bills Bills for drunk txting us all
mini tablo: XO
sugar glider: i hate you
sugar glider: so much
munchlax: wow
the og: ur knowledge of beyonce & destinys child discography is impressive ngl
bundle of joy: you managed to list every single song of theirs except the one felix mass texted tho
mini tablo: u right
mini tablo: i always Lose My Breath
mini tablo: in front of that Bootylicious
mini tablo: i canβt really help but Bug a Boo
sugar glider: ffs
the og:
bundle of joy: ^
oh worm:
bullet journal: felix rn
pillow: y tho
bullet journal: π
buddha:
munchlax:
sugar glider: r u done
mini tablo: Why Donβt You Love Me
sugar glider: i thot u were sick
sugar glider: couldnt u be dyin in bed insted of botherin me
mini tablo: Sorry
sugar glider: some1 is hangover k thx bye
sugar glider: ...was that another song
mini tablo: No, No, No
sugar glider left the chat
buddha added sugar glider to the chat
mini tablo: sorry for being a Naughty Girl
mini tablo: please come back youβre Irreplaceable
the og: i cant breathe
oh worm:
mini tablo: okay im done
mini tablo: At Last
sugar glider left the chat
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Focus: Stray Kids
Rating: (P)G
WC: 489
Summary: Drunk mass texting degenerates into Destiny's Child puns galore
A/N: Ya girl cracked after reading too many texting fics to be considered healthy and tried writing one. This is supposed to be part of a bigger slice of life/college multifandom AU,but who knows if i'll manage to write anything beyond this one.
English convos are in italics~
[NICKNAMES]NICKNAMES:
Jisung: hana,mini tablo
Hyunjin: pillow
Felix: bzzZZZz,wallaby,sugar glider
Seungmin: conGRAtulations,bullet journal
Chan: wombat, the og
Minho: bundle of joy
Changbin: munchlax
Jeongin: oh worm
Woojin: buddha
[deadass headass dumbass fakeass (4)]
hana: HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT
pillow: what
bzzZZZz: what
conGRAtulations: what
hana: rein your enthusiasm,geez
hana: anw
hana: WE GOT INVITEFD TO OUR 1ST COLLEGE PARTYY!!!1!!
bzzZZZz: U LYIN!!1!
hana: AM NOT !!!
conGRAtulations: what why how
hana: SO I WAS GOING TO THE CAFETERIA
pillow: stop shouting through text lol
hana: u right lol
hana: well 2 guys were handing out invites to a party organiezd by their dorm
hana: apparently itβs a tradition? idk
hana: n they said to bring anyone i knew
hana: weβre going right??
pillow: why are you even asking lmao
bzzZZZz:
ππππ»π»π»πππππππππ
ππ»πππππ»πππππ»πππ
πππππππππππππ»π»π»
ππππ»π»πππππππππ»π
pillow: my 12yo cousin does that shit
conGRAtulations: omg
To: Chris,j.sung,binnie,...
bb can u handle dis
i dun think u can handle dis woooo!
-00:27
---
To: Felix
From: Mom
Lee Yongbok,what are you saying? Are you drunk?
Get back home immediately!
-00:29
---
To: Felix
From: Chris
Go home youβre drunk, lol
-00:31
---
To: Felix
From: j.sung
Tnx 4 reminding me iβm sick n
couldnt go 2 the party π
-00:35
---
To: Felix
From: binnie
What.
-00:41
[Private chat: Chan & Felix]
wombat: several birdies confirmed my suspicions that you sent the same
text to the entirety of your contact list in your drunken stupor last night
wombat: how
wallaby: pls dont rub it in
wallaby: my phnoe bill will b thru the roofo this monht
wombat: lol
[The Lost Boys (9)]
mini tablo: Listen
mini tablo: Baby Boy
mini tablo: i kno u been to a Party
mini tablo: All Night
mini tablo: but u were so Drunk in Love
mini tablo: now u gotta Work It Out
mini tablo: how to pay dem Bills Bills Bills for drunk txting us all
mini tablo: XO
sugar glider: i hate you
sugar glider: so much
munchlax: wow
the og: ur knowledge of beyonce & destinys child discography is impressive ngl
bundle of joy: you managed to list every single song of theirs except the one felix mass texted tho
mini tablo: u right
mini tablo: i always Lose My Breath
mini tablo: in front of that Bootylicious
mini tablo: i canβt really help but Bug a Boo
sugar glider: ffs
the og:
bundle of joy: ^
oh worm:
bullet journal: felix rn
pillow: y tho
bullet journal: π
buddha:
munchlax:
sugar glider: r u done
mini tablo: Why Donβt You Love Me
sugar glider: i thot u were sick
sugar glider: couldnt u be dyin in bed insted of botherin me
mini tablo: Sorry
sugar glider: some1 is hangover k thx bye
sugar glider: ...was that another song
mini tablo: No, No, No
sugar glider left the chat
buddha added sugar glider to the chat
mini tablo: sorry for being a Naughty Girl
mini tablo: please come back youβre Irreplaceable
the og: i cant breathe
oh worm:
mini tablo: okay im done
mini tablo: At Last
sugar glider left the chat
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