Broke as a Joke

[beloved_one_]

I have never been this poor in my ENTIRE life!!

Ever since I had my car fixed I have been coinstaring my way for gas money. It's pathetic really.

I owe:

Josh $20 for my Dane Cook ticket

Mom $10 for gas

Dad $20 to finish paying for car insurance

$16 to re-new my b.c. tomorrow

Verizon wants $70 by next Saturday

GAH! And with the price of gas, all my tip

Comments

[tehjules]

OMG you posted!!

I love how this is basically a summary of our phone conversation. :D Although you totally left out the twatpocket word. MY NEW WORD. It's almost as good as Holy Asscock.

House \o/

[beloved_one_]

Haha, it pretty much is a summary of our convo, lol

And isn't twatpocket great? haha, I love it, along with Holy Asscock. Gotta love the English language!

And yes, I do actually post on this *rolls eyes sarcastically*

You need to come to Ohio.