i made the mistake of handcuffing myself to a very drunk and very strong person last night. and i am going to hurt reece

while talking on the phone with mr nute a few minutes ago i was stressed and decided to smoke a cigarette, this i s a rare occasion which called for immediatenicotine counseling, my fucking mother drove by. damn gina ( Read more... )

love on the rocks with no ice
cmnt or DIE

Ginazofrawsome: your going t have his babies ( Read more... )

let me be let my be ( Read more... )

why did my mother marry my father. well i guess that isnt the question. he is an ok guy. tonight he took me to wallgreens. his car is nasty adn smells like shit. i dont know why cause i cleaned it for his birthday two weeks ago. it smells like ELK PENIS. no joke, i havent ever smelled that before but thats what it is. a mixture of hummus mold and ( Read more... )

normally i am a more than average happy person. today was the shittiest fucking day i can ever remember having, my car was ripped to peices and i couldent get a damn cup of coffee. seans ghetto ass is in jail for a month unless he can make 625$ bail, which he obviously cant. yeah and the motherfucking 5-0 are bitches

tonight i was the designated driver.

fuck me i just got arrested. sean too.

last night was ok,, it was also gay as hell ( Read more... )

big fuckin titties. my job is starting to go well, my boss is pregnant and she will have the prettiest babies ever, depending on if her husband isnt a total quazzie moto.. oh shit son i got 22 dollaz in tips and i thoung i would only get like 3.. i love you!!!