i'm never getting married

[belowthemark]

I went to a wedding in Miami over the weekend. I have never been so completely trashed in my entire life. I began to sober up yesterday, as it was the only day in about a week that I didn't drink. I can't remember everything that happened. Apparently I drunk dialed a co-worker and told her I was, "really fucking drunk dude. like REALLY drunk. not

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[xonexhopex]

p.s come visit me in louisiana because i miss the ever loving shit out of you.

[sm0kemypubez420]

weed aint no drug!