john's bedtime story to meeeee.

[beltsarerad]

once there was a beautiful young woman named kaitlyn, who was beautiful and awesome. But she was also sad and lonely, because all of her suitors were lame idiots. one day, she was smelling a flower and it told her to eat kimchi and then drink some water and she would meet a charming young man. so she did and nothing happened, and she got angry and

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you'recuteashellkaitlyn.

[thisiswhereisay]

once there was a moe who cried out, "bedtime at 6:30 pm? who ever heard of such a thing?!?!?!" and fair young kaitlyn knocked her block off, though she, unlike john, was not looking at her underwear. it was alright though, for moe dusted herself off, made tea for everyone and drew a photo of a really sweet dino which john will, in the future, mistake for as a dragon. silly, silly john!

Re: you'recuteashellkaitlyn.

[so_____]

i agree... 6:30? youre not much of a party animal dear<3

Re: you'recuteashellkaitlyn.

[those_luckyeyes]

i will vouch for kaitlyn and say we had a good phone conversation at around 8:30, and she was actually coherent, meaning she was at least somewhat untired. so she is slightly more hardcore than we all think..

only slightly.

*stays up until 5 am*

Re: Herioc

[beltsarerad]

oh man. roze, i really love making your universe.

but, unfortunately, john is the one that wrote the story. not myself. :/