Gameplan

[beltzerseltzer]

Alright here's the lowdown

Comments

[xnihilisticx]

I think I see one problem with that....isn't 75% of Jonesboro Cardinals fans? She might see Cardinal shirts all the time. Why don't you try to find out what kind of music or movies she likes and go from there?

[beltzerseltzer]

We've had a minor..."conversation" before. I was wearing a band shirt (me? no...really?) and she asked me about the band. Of course I was taken WELL off guard and just pieced together some sentence in slavic or hopelandic or yiddish or something. I go in there fairly frequently so she knows my face.

The other thing, Cardinals fans always feel they're being followed by Cubs fans, since Cubs fans are generally sociopathic anarchists who idolize Ed Gein. So when two Cardinals fans come together, it's a blessed union of (souls?) peace and camaraderie. We gravitate towards each other in the unending fight against ignorance.

I added her on Facebook, but she hasn't added back yet (still pending confirmation).

And basically I'm shocked anyone still checks LJ. Does it smell like 2002 in here or is that just the trash?

[xnihilisticx]

LOL I'm mostly here just for the drama communities and because Myspace is really lame. I gotta kill time somehow!

[darkroo]

I tell you a good conversation starter is chloroform and a rag.

Surprise butt sex: The one thing that you always knew you could live without, but happened anyways.

[beltzerseltzer]

I think the reason I'm single in the first place is that we don't talk enough.

[darkroo]

No way a girl can talk when your penis is in her mouth.

[beltzerseltzer]

Let's go to St. Louis and get lost in the ghetto again.