dermabrasion

[belugadogzebra]

This morning Dart tried to lick her way through my forehead to the activity control center of my brain. What did she think--that I would feel compelled to FEED CAT, OPEN CLOSED DOORS, MOVE FEATHER?

Okay, I'm up now kitty and you are lucky to be alive.

Comments

[kightp]

Hee. My cat has recently acquired the equally effective habit of batting at my face with just the very tips of her claws extended - not enough to draw blood, but definitely enough to wake me up (or if I'm already awake, get my attention).

They may have brains the size of walnuts, but they know how to make us do their bidding. Thank god they don't have opposable thumbs.

brains the size of walnuts

[belugadogzebra]

Yes, but they use ALL of their walnut, and we don't...so that leaves us with maybe three walnuts to their one

"Look here kitty, I've got 3 walnuts to your one, so BACK OFF!"

Walnut ratio

[technojce]

Hmmm... 3:1 ratio. Some people going to school might have a 4:1 Walnut Ratio. I think our current President has a 1:1 Walnut Ratio.

Or is that the entire administration?

Re: Walnut ratio

[belugadogzebra]

Let's ask John Kerry about that, heehee.