You get one, and only one today, because this one is the sheer definition of glory.

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

Oh man, I'm sorry I deprived everyone from a Chuck Norris fact yesterday, but I was in the car all day and now I'm home, yay!

And I couldn't be any happier.

P.S. My ex-roommate is a stupid bitch.

On to the Norris! [You get three!!]

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of ( Read more... )

For the next, possibly month, Chuck Norris is the man. And you will be witness of his shear awesomeness. Everday I shall post 1, sometimes 2 Chuck Norris facts. Today there is one. And only one.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

So, there's this huge rock thing on my campus, by the river. And its kind of like a billboard in that every day there is something different painted on it. Things like "Happy 21st Birthday ____", "Celebrate national ____ day", or "Go Greek", things like that.

Well, today, it went a little something like this:

Rook
rhymes w/
DOUCHEBAGThat was my ( Read more... )

So, last night we had a pretty bad storm here, well, I closed the window closest to me because my room mate has her printer under it (like the genious she is) and it was getting wet. Well, I come back from my 7-8:50 class tonight when I see this note on "her" window. (Yeah, apparently we're claiming windows now)

"PLEASE
Leave my window
SHUT!- esp ( Read more... )

I LIKE SEEEEAAAALLLLLS.

01. Reply with your name and I will write something about you ( Read more... )

I hate public transportation.

No. I hate the people that take public transportation.

Why am I watching Gremlins 2?

I ask myself this question.. after i've been watching it for an hour.

Sooooo... yeah

Would anyone like to purchase a $7 Alkaline Trio CD from me?

There is NOTHING wrong with it. I just got it Friday but I opened it.. and didn't realize.. I... already had it..

But its Good Mourning and it was only $10 anyway, but if someone wants it, they can have it for $7.

Yeah, if you want it, just let me know.