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the first thing i did when i landed in houston was buy an US Weekly. And I couldn't believe everything that I had missed! I mean... Brad and Angelina went to IHOP in Arizona...big news
p.s. this is how clueless my dad is:
[my dad after looking at pictures of me drinking wine in Paris]
"So, how much were those bottles of water I saw you drinking in Paris? They look pretty nice."
[my dad after he asked for my pictures from amsterdam, and i disappeared into my room to hide the incriminating ones, then came back and gave them to him]
"You must have run out of batteries in Amsterdam, you didn't take very many pictures."
[my dad -after i told him i was hanging out with camp people the other night- in reference to my neice breaking her arm at camp]
"So, was Natalie breaking her arm the talk of camp?"
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Yes dad... right after the 493483904 hookups, arrests, hate of other staff members, kids getting kicked out and day off parties... all anyone could talk about was a Chalutzimer's arm...
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