I'm bored and I stole this from Kerry Wood.
01. I miss somebody right now.
02. I don't watch much TV these days
03. I love olives.
04. I love sleeping.
05. I own lots of books.
06. I wear contact lenses.
07. I love to play video games.
08. I've had sex. Not in a very long time. I'm deprived.
09. I've watched porn movies.
10. I have been in a threesome.
11. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
12. I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
13. I look younger then I am.
14. I like and I respect Al Sharpton.
15. I curse frequently.
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
17. I have a hobby.
18. I've been told I: (women) have an applebottom, (men) am packing.
19. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
20. I'm really, really smart.
21. I've never hurt anyone.
22. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
23. I hate the rain.
24. I'm paranoid at times.
25. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, and scar-free.
26. I need money right now.
27. I love sushi.
28. I talk really, really fast. I mumble.
29. I have fresh breath in the morning.
30. I have semi-long hair.
31. I have lost money in Las Vegas.
32. I have at least one brother and/or one sister.
33. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
34. I shave my legs (females) or face (males) Not often, though.
35. I have a twin.
36. I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
37. I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
38. I like the way that I look. I'm decent.
39. I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
40. I know how to cornrow.
41. I am usually pessimistic.
42. I have a lot of mood swings.
43. I think prostitution should be legalized.
44. I think Britney Spears is hot. Not as hot as Angelina Jolie, though.
45. I've sworn at my parents infront of them
46. I have a hidden talent. I can knot the stem of a cherry with my tongue.
47. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
48. I think that I'm popular.
49. I am currently single. Been that way for a while.
50. I have kissed someone of the same sex.
51. I enjoy talking on the phone.
52. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
53. I love to shop.
54. I would rather shop than eat.
55. I would classify myself as ghetto.
56. I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
57. I'm obsessed with my Livejournal.
58. I don’t hate anyone. I dislike them.
59. I'm a pretty good dancer.
61. I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
62. I have a cell phone.
63. I believe in God.
64. I noticed a minute ago that there was no number 60.
65. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. Real bad time in my life. I'm not proud of it.
66. I love drama.
67. I have never been in a "real" relationship before.
68. I've rejected someone before.
69. I currently have a crush on someone. Sort of.
70. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. I dunno what's after baseball.
71. I want to have children in the future.
72. I have changed a diaper before I have a kid. Of course.
73. I've called the cops on a friend before.
74. I bite my nails.
75. I'm a member of the Tom Green fan club.
76. I'm not allergic to anything.
77. I have a lot to learn.
78. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger.
79. I plan on seeing Tim Burton's newest movie. I'll probably go with Cappy.
80. I am very shy around the opposite same sex.
81. I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
82. I have at least 5 away messages saved.
83. I have tried alcohol or drugs before. Former, not the latter.
84. I have made a move on a friend’s significant other in the past.g
85. I own the "South Park" movie. And all the episodes too.
86. I have avoided assignments at school to be on Livejournal.
87. When I was a kid I played "birds and bees" with a neighbor or chum.
88. I enjoy country music.
89. I enjoy different genres of music.
90. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
91. I watch soap operas whenever I can.
92. I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist. With pitching.
93. I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
94. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
95. I know all the words to Slick Rick’s "Children’s Story"
96. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
97. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
98. I have dated a close friend's ex.
99. I have cut my self before. On purpose or accident?
100. I am happy at this moment.
And now for another one.
Your biological sex: Male.
Number of people you've had sex with: Two.
Number of guys you've kissed: One.
Number of girls you've kissed: Four.
Number of people you've been in a serious relationship with: One.
Longest relationship: Me and Julie.
Shortest relationship: Junior high, four days.
Number of people who've given you oral: Two.
Number of people you've given oral to: One.
Number of times you've engaged in anal: Never.
Weirdest fetish a luvva of yours has/had: I've never known anyone with weird fetishes.
Who is your best fuck? My ex-wife, I suppose.
Your weirdest fetish: I like having my ears bitten.
Number of sex toys you own: None.
Food items you've used: None.
Most erotic scent: Ylang ylang.
Most erotic texture: Satin.
Most erotic sound: I don't know.
Favorite sexual position: Missionary.
Age you lost your virginity: 22.
Ever been blindfolded? No.
Ever had sex in a bathroom? Yes.
Ever had sex in the woods? No.
Ever flash someone? No.
Ever had sex on a beach? No.
Ever had sex in an airplane? No.
Ever had sex in your parents' house when they were home? Yes.
Ever had sex in the rain? No.
Who have you had sex with? My wife and a girlfriend in high school.
Favorite condom type: I don't care.
Weirdest place you had sex? The kitchen, I suppose.
Where do you want to have sex? On a beach somewhere, I guess. Though. Sand is chafing. *shrug*