Because the night before they were scheduled to fight, George got arrested again for masturbating in a public restroom and got hauled off to jail. The unicorn would have been there too except unicorns are too big to fit through the door. The unicorn was mad about that and tipped off the cops.
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For this fact alone I've gotta give it to the unicorn.
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Because the night before they were scheduled to fight, George got arrested again for masturbating in a public restroom and got hauled off to jail. The unicorn would have been there too except unicorns are too big to fit through the door. The unicorn was mad about that and tipped off the cops.
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