Quote of the Year

[benadryllian]

Deadpan, with conviction because it was true, I told my patient's owner:

"If your cat eats Meow Mix again, he may die."

Comments

[harkalark]

Is this because you have something against Meow Mix, or was there something wrong with the cat?

[benadryllian]

He had a urethral obstruction, which can be diet-related. I'd say the same thing if he were eating any other food, but the dry, indoor, cheap ones seem to be the culprits. Oh, and ones with silly names.

[glazomaniac]

iams wouldn't improve the situation much, i imagine.

yes, i just cited a cracked article as a source. bite me.

[benadryllian]

Yuck. I thought you were gonna mention their recently recalled cat food, but jeez. People suck.

[mercureal]

fuck

[patina]

Oh my. Two of my cats have that. They get special food.