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[benbarnes]

The following is from a booklet I found in a public restroom today thanks to our Christian friends at Chick Publications.

"Kids love Halloween because it's both fun and scary. But they have no idea what's behind this celebration. To Satanists and Witches, Halloween is no joke. It's their most solemn ceremony of the year. As we get closer to

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[mattpants]

son of a gun, i saw that one once before. this is why kids never got to experience the thrills of halloween

[jesuishadley]

imagine the volume of my "don't hit squirrels" grunt, in laughter form. that's the noise that just came out of me at work.