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[benbernanke]

WHERE IS MR. KITTY?

I went back for him today and he's not there. Who took Mr. Kitty? 
WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM? HE WAS MINE.

MINE.

Comments

[thatkindoflaugh]

... Maybe he wandered out on his own? Cats are pretty smart, you know.

[benbernanke]

He was chained to a thick steel pipe.

There is no way he got loose on his own.

[acrossthememory]

I finding Kitty's head?

Someone come into yard, kill Kitty, cut off head of Kitty.

Kitty very good Kitty.

Very much want head return.

[benbernanke]

Oh aren't you funny.

[Locked to Aya // Impossible to Hack]

[benbernanke]

I'll skin you alive you bitch. I will cut you right down the middle and pull out your guts and put them each in jars. I will do horrible things to your hollowed out body. Horrible things. Maybe I'll use you as a bag after. You'd make a good bag.
A FUCKING WONDERFUL BAG.

[ Private to Parano // Unhackable. ]

[acrossthememory]

Ooh, sounds very Edward Gein. So then, I take it that it's too late to say that we're coming to your house? Right now?

Better get the tea and crumpets ready, sir.

We're going to have a fun little chat. That is, if you ever want to see your precious Mr. Kitty again.

Re: [locked to Birdman, unhackable]

[benbernanke]

What?

Re: [locked to Birdman, unhackable]

[benbernanke]

OF COURSE I DO, SILLY GOOSE.