[Accidental Video Post]

[benbernanke]

[The camera flickers on only to be violently flung off the table and onto the ground a moment later. There is a loud crash and a lot of indecipherable screaming. Only feet are visible. They shuffle about and scuttle about the room, one pair, the shorter one, lifting a leg at some point and delivering a sharp kick to the other's shin. The taller

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[continuation of accidental video post]

[benbernanke]

[UnGodly high-pitched howls of pain as the steel toe hits the still bloody wound on his backside.]

YOU FUCKING CUNT I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOING TO FUCKING BITE YOUR THROAT OUT AND CUT OFF YOUR TOES AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASSSSSSSSSS-

[Parano launches himself upward to headbutt Birdman directly in the lower stomach, knocking the enormous beast down onto the ground where he then jumps upon him and starts in on slapping his face over and over and over again.]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

[continuation of accidental video post]

[benbernanke]

[Parano just growls and wheezes from somewhere off camera.]

You find them. Bitch.

I can't get up.

[He kicks and fails his arms and legs in some overly dramatic attempt to rise up from the bloody wet floor.]

HELP.