WOMEN.

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B I R D M A N .

I have something wonderful to share with you. But, it cannot be said or sent through the network. No, this is something that you'll need to experience in person.

Location?

It's really something, trust me.

Very worth it.

IT'S AN INFESTATION!
HURRY NOW, GRAB ALL THE WARFARIN YOU CAN FIND or brodifacoum if you like the job done quick AND LOCATE THE ROOT OF THE TUNNELS.
where are the roots where are the roots
where is THE root
THE GOVERNMENT LIES TO YOU.

60 uɐɯpɹıq ǝʇoʌ

Lilia

sweetie

I think we got off on the wrong foot. Let's try this again, hm? GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE.
I wasn't lying to you.
You can trust me, Lilia.
I am a friend you haven't met before.
Yet.
Please.

Not going to hurt you, Lilia.
Never going to hurt you, Lilia.
WON'T DO
ANYTHING

LILIA

LOCATION OF THE BIRDMAN:

Windermere Apartment at 57th and Ninth

HELL'S KITCHEN

I have your strange DVD MACHINES all figured out. And the MOVIE DISKS as well.

i dont think i much care for movies though
.

what is WRONG with you
things
?

LARXENE

A little birdy told me you know where to find something it refers to as "H".

It is somewhat important that I obtain this. While I do realize we are complete strangers to one another, perhaps we can work something out, yes? 

[Camera flicks on to reveal yet another crudely drawn image]


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[Camera flicks on to reveal a young male with dirty, messy blonde hair and strange pointy teeth reclining in an office chair. He's wearing a ridiculous leopard print coat while the usual hat and monogoggle are noticeably, to those who have met him, missing.]

Maybe I wasn't clear enough last time.

I'm looking for someone. A good, dear, delightful ( Read more... )