OOC Log: Gakuto and Kajimoto
OOC: LOG!
Gakuto and Kajimoto plan to take over Scandinavia. And end up barely escaping Gakuto's room with their lives! :O
Gakuto: *walks up to his front door with Kajimoto* So this is my place.
Kajimoto: Hm. I'm sure no one would suspect it of being headquarters to a mastermind Scandinavian Destruction Plot.
Gakuto: Well, it IS my house, so I'm sure the neighbor are suspicious of something. Heh. *reaches out to twist the knob only for the door to be locked* ...
Gakuto: *starts fishing around in his pockets for his keys*
Kajimoto: Perhaps they're not big fans of Scandinavia either.
Gakuto: Who is nowadays? *fishes out gum, old breath mints, some change, string, paper clip, pen and some lint*
Kajimoto: *stares* Do you have keys in there anywhere?
Gakuto: *shirt pocket, jacket pocket* ... *eventually gives up and gets the spare key from under the doormat*
Kajimoto: *wants to facepalm, but doesn't* I suppose you could have just jumped through a window if it came down to it?
Gakuto: ...I guess. *opens the door to let him in* Though I'm not sure there are any other open windows besides mine.
Kajimoto: *follows Gakuto into his house* Ah. Well, luckily, we didn't have to resort to that.
Gakuto: Right. So, uhm... *looks around and scratches his head* ...Welcome? *is bad with guests*
Kajimoto: Er, thank you. *is bad with people*
Gakuto: *Aren't they such a WINNING COMBINATION?!?!?!* Uhm, Kitchen? We have water and juice and soda and stuff...if your thirsty?
Kajimoto: *ALWAYS!!!* Juice is fine.
Gakuto: Ok. *leads him to his kitchen and walks right to the fridge, leaving Kajimoto to his own devices as he pours him his drink*
Kajimoto: *his own devices involve staring around at the walls awkwardly >.>*
Gakuto: *good thing he wasn't expecting much else he would have been a little disappointed* *offers his juice like a good little boy*
Kajimoto: *takes juice and nods* Thanks. *is SOOOOO interesting*
Gakuto: Uhm, no prob. *always feels weird with guests that aren't his own teammates* So, I tend to keep all my plans for world domination in my room.
Kajimoto: *takes sip of juice* Should we head there, then? World domination isn't quite the same without sinister plans.
Gakuto: They aren't sinister! They're genius and up there so lets go. *starts stomping up to his room with a PURPOSE!*
Kajimoto: *follows calmly while sipping juice and smiling to himself, but not like a crazy person, rly*
Gakuto: *is missing all the smiling but this is probably a good thing considering that it would probably just send the boy into shock*
Gakuto: *opens his door* And this is my room....
Kajimoto: *follows Gakuto in* Ah. It's very....clean.
Gakuto: Yeah well...it better be. >.> Not that I had any HELP with it or anything. *sending telepathic "Jerk" links to Yuushi*
Kajimoto: ....right. *notices closet BULGING, but doesn't say anything* So where are these plans of yours?
Gakuto: *starts looking around his desk* They're around here...somewhere.
Kajimoto: Could it be....somewhere amidst those piles of papers? *gestures to THREE ENORMOUS PILES OF PAPERS!!*
Gakuto: *woah! Where did THOSE comes from?! :O * Maybe. But are you really willing to look through all of that?
Kajimoto: *it's like MAGIC* ....will they eat me?
Gakuto: Heh, wanna find out? >D
Gakuto: *is READY to SHOVE*
Kajimoto: ...........................I'll pass. o______o *sense EVIL intent*
Gakuto: *grabs ahold of Kajimoto's sleeve*
Closet: *shudders slightly*
Gakuto: ... o.o
Kajimoto: *turns and blinks* ........did your closet just........... o___o
Gakuto: *from behind Kajimoto* .....no?
Kajimoto: *doesn't realize he's being used as a SHIELD* ....is it alive? O_O
Closet: *giggles*
Gakuto: *ajkfdshfsdja* ....no?
Kajimoto: ...........Mukahi-kun. Your closet. Just. Giggled. *edges towards the door*
Gakuto: *would laugh at the fact that Kaji won't get anywhere when in his Kung Fu grip...but there are other things occupying his mind at the moment* Yeah, I was kinda hoping that would go away on its own...
Kajimoto: It.........usually does that? O___O
Gakuto: *peeks over from behind his shoulder* ...well...
Closet: *shudder shudder*
Gakuto: *Dives behind his bed, pulling his sheild with him*
Kajimoto: *pulled behind Gakuto's bed* I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WASN'T ALIVE.
Gakuto: *is whisper!shouting for some reason* I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS!
Kajimoto: *whisper!shouts back* MAYBE WE CAN SHIP IT TO SCANDINAVIA.
Gakuto: *peeking* And are you gonna be the one to go in there and get whatever the hell IT is?!?!
Kajimoto: It's YOUR closet monster.
Gakuto: I never WANTED it!
Closet: *thump*
Kajimoto: O_O
Gakuto: *jumps*
Kajimoto: *hisses* Is it even safe for us to be in here?!
Gakuto: I've been sleeping on the couch for TWO WEEKS!
Kajimoto: It hasn't...tried to open the door and come out yet, has it?
Gakuto: *reaches out for his tennis racket* Not that I know of.
Kajimoto: *finds a tennis ball lying around* Well, we can either lure it out and somehow manage to defeat it, or let it rest peacefully in your closet.
Gakuto: *stares at Kajimoto* What if I don't want to do either?
Gakuto: *is clutching his racket like his life depended on it*
Kajimoto: Well. You could spend the rest of your life sleeping on the couch, I suppose.
Gakuto: *pout* The couch sucks.
Kajimoto: Well then. *throws ball up in the air and catches it again*
Gakuto: Well how do you plan on DOING this then?
Kajimoto: Tennis?
Gakuto: Uh huh...and this is probably why you dno't talk much. :|
Kajimoto: What? *blinks*
Gakuto: *flails...sightly* How are we suppost to get whatever it is in there OUT with tennis??????
Gakuto: slightly*
Kajimoto: Tennis balls can go incredibly fast if hit correctly, Mukahi-kun. *throws ball up again*
Gakuto: *catches* Please do go on since I seem to suddenly know nothing about tennis... *sarcasm*
Kajimoto: *rolls eyes* And you do not see how we could use that to our advantage?
Gakuto: If I hit serves at my closet door then my own life will be in even MORE danger! *fears Big Momma Mukahi*
Kajimoto: ..........you could open it first?
Gakuto: o.o .... Now I KNOW you're insane.
Kajimoto: Well you do not seem to be coming up with any bright ideas yourself.
Gakuto: I was IN there. WITH. IT. Forgive me for not being more enthusiastic about going anywhere near it again. >.>
Kajimoto: You wouldn't have to....go in there with it. Just. Open the door and hit the ball in. ...and hope it hits it on the head and knocks it out. *nods as if this is the most OBVIOUS plan EVER*
Gakuto: *blinks and stares at the ball in his hand* Hmm....
Gakuto: *turns and chucks it at the door*
Closet: ...........
Kajimoto: You're supposed to open the door first! *exasperated sigh*
Gakuto: I wanted to see what would happen.
Kajimoto: ...would you like me to hold the door open for you? *is FEARLESS!*
Gakuto: Maybe the ball scared it away...
Gakuto: *sinks lower* Or what if it made it mad....?
Closet: *growls menacingly*
Gakuto: *CLING!*
Kajimoto: o_______________O
Gakuto: o.o *UNclings* ...sorry....
Kajimoto: *coughs* It's okay.
Closet: *growls LOUDER*
Gakuto: *REclings* DEAL WITH IT!
Kajimoto: Get a hold of yourself! We won't defeat it, huddled in a corner here!
Gakuto: Can't we just take the good captain's advice?
Kajimoto: Not if you want to reclaim your room.
Gakuto: Right now I just want to get OUT of my room!
Gakuto: What if we hit it and it comes out and it ends up being HUGE?!?!?!
Kajimoto: That's why we should hit the ball with all of our strength. So we knock it out instead of angering it. o__o;;
Gakuto: And if that doesn't work?!
Kajimoto: Then we, er, run.
Gakuto: ...right. And then let it just trash the rest of my house...
Kajimoto: Well it's already angry that you threw the ball at the door. *gestures at growling door*
Gakuto: From giggling to growling...WHy didn't I clean my room before? ;__;
Kajimoto: Next time, think before you shove everything into your closet. *inches away from the increasing growling*
Gakuto: I only shoved it all in there AFTERWARDS! *peeks from behind his bed* I didn't want it getting out...
Kajimoto: ...how long has it been living in your room? *sort of disgusted*
Gakuto: I have no idea! I don't know anything! I just want it gone....
Kajimoto: Well then. Tennis, Mukahi-kun?
Gakuto: ...*holds up his tennis racket*
Kajimoto: I will open the door. If the monster eats me, by any chance, you will have to find someone else to help you with those scandinavian destruction plans. *tosses tennis ball to Gakuto*
Gakuto: *catches* ... *takes a huge manly breath and takes his position before giving Kajimoto a nod* Let's do it.
Kajimoto: *hesitantly makes his way to Gakuto's closet, clearly thinking he is walking his final walk ;__;* On three.
Gakuto: *gulp* ...R-Right...
Kajimoto: One........ Two............ Three! *reaches for the closet door and opens it to a loud ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!*
Closet: *starts chucking out clothes and shoes and random undergarments*
Gakuto: *tosses ball up on two and hits on three* HSDJKFHASJKFHAJKDFA
Gakuto: *Swats everything coming at him with hsi racket-o of DOOM* AAAHHH! GAH! *shoed* OW! SON OF A -- hasdjkfhasdjkgf
Closet: *SWALLOWS TENNIS BALL AND STARTS CHUCKING OUT THINGS EVEN MORE VIOLENTLY* *DOOR STARTS SWINGING ABOUT WILDLY AND THROWS KAJIMOTO BACK!*
Kajimoto: Oof!
Gakuto: *shields his face as he swings his racket wildly* THIS WAS SUCH A BA-- *dodges projectile book* BAD IDEA!
Kajimoto: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOUR CLOSET'S COMPLETELY POSSESED? *dives behind a random chair and uses an old sweater to cover his head from flying shoes*
Gakuto: *swat* AH! AAAHHH!!! OUCH! *slow motion run sequence* *dramaticly dives behind his bed*
Kajimoto: *grabs a random basketball and throws it back into the closet as fast and hard as he can* *is hit in the head by a sock as a returned favor*
Gakuto: *is crouched behind his bed with his hands over his head* YEAH! OF COURSE YOU'D GET THE SOCK!
Kajimoto: STOP COMPLAINING AND HIT THE NEXT BALL HARDER! *dives out of the way of a GI Joe action figure O_O*
Gakuto: *stares at flying figure* I thought I had lost th-- *is hit in the head with a hanger* Ouc-- SON OF A BI-- *SERVES*
Closet: *burps*
Kajimoto: .... did it just ... o__o;
Gakuto: Fatty!
Closet: *tosses picture frame*
Gakuto: Whoa.... *evades*
Kajimoto: Oh for the love of-- *spots a tennis ball and dives for it* Let's give it one more go before we attempt to run for our lives!
Gakuto: O.O *is ready to run NOW* I told you this would be bad!
Kajimoto: Will you just cover me while I try to serve this thing? *stares around until he finds a tennis racket and scoops it up*
Gakuto: *is skeptical about coming out from behind his bed again* Uhm...ok?
Gakuto: *hears dramatic western music playing from God know's where* ...wtf?
Kajimoto: *straightens up, holding racket and tennis ball in super slow motion* It's just you and me now. *jabs racket at the closet*
Closet: *eyes the pretty boy*
Kajimoto: *eyes the closet with perfect stillness and then begins bending* ....*and bending* ....*and bending* ....*and ouch that looks painful, but it isn't painful to him because apparently he's made of rubber*
Gakuto: ....whoa. o.o
Closet: ...???
Kajimoto: *throws ball up in air and bends back up with SUPER FAST SPEED and hits the ball fast enough to rip a hole through the racket, but it doesn't because Gakuto has Super Durable Tennis Rackets*
Gakuto: *head whips to the closet never even seeing the ball* ...oh my god!
Closet: *utters a kind of horrible, high-pitched shriek*
Gakuto: *covers his ears*
Kajimoto: *winces* What the hell is IN there?
Gakuto: *slowly uncovers his ears* I..I'm not sure...
Closet: *starts grumbling*
Gakuto: O.O *rushes over to the door and SHUTS IT!*
Kajimoto: *collapses on a pile of random crap*
Closet: *whines, but quiets down*
Gakuto: *slides his back down the closet door* *sits with his legs outstretched and his arms hanging* ...
Gakuto: Dude...
Kajimoto: *breathing hard* *rubs eyes with palm of his hand* That was....
Gakuto: *is suddenly right in frnot of him with HUGE eyes*
Kajimoto: O__O Mukahi-kun??
Gakuto: Where. Did you learn. That SERVE.... *__________*
Kajimoto: It's my specialty. *blinks*
Gakuto: *falls back onto his butt in front of him* Really...?
Kajimoto: Yes. I'm, hm, quite flexible when it comes to it. *flicks a pair of socks away from him*
Gakuto: NO KIDDING! You're head was like THIS far away from the floor! *Holds up thumb and finger to show how little space there was*
Kajimoto: *smiles, pleased* It helps add significant speed to my serves.
Gakuto: I couldn't even see the ball!
Kajimoto: And the thing in your closet couldn't either, apparently. *eyes the now-quiet door nervously*
Gakuto: *has forgotten about the closet monster* Dude....I want to learn that serve! TEACH ME THAT SERVE!
Kajimoto: Hm. *studies Gakuto* You do seem flexible.
Gakuto: *nod nod* I am. I am.
Kajimoto: We could train together. I'm sure you have techniques you could teach me. *looks interested*
Gakuto: *grabs his probably more then messed up from hitting books and hangers and picture frames racket and jumps up* LET'S GO!
Kajimoto: *blinks and follows suit* *wants to gesture at newly messed up room which Gakuto will have to clean AGAIN, but doesn't* All right.
Gakuto: *bounces out the door!* *chants* New serve. New serve. New serve.
Kajimoto: *follows, rather shocked that he isn't being DRAGGED anywhere!*
Closet: *plots impending doom*
Gakuto: *somehow ends up dragging Kaji to the TRAMPOLINE!*
Scandinavian Doom Papers: *flutters about the room*
Gakuto: *Gasp! THOSE WERE ORGANIZED BY COUNTRY! >| *
Kajimoto: *stares at the trampoline and ignores the SHIVER OF DISORGANIZED WORLD DOMINATION PLANS run through Gakuto*
Gakuto: *Country, population, national income, maps, weapons...color coordinated :( *
Kajimoto: *the closet monster's probably chewing on a few of the flyaways*
Gakuto: *OH IT'S ON CLOSET! >OOO*
Closet: MWAHAHAHA!
Tumbleweed: *rolls by belatedly*
Gakuto: *You are LATE!*
Tumbleweed: *I was on the set of a different film. So sue me. Or Hollywood. I'll give you my agent's contact.*
Gakuto: *Ugh! Celebrities!*
The End: *looms*
Gakuto: ....*why is it looming?*
The End: *it makes me feel more authoritative*
Gakuto: *pfft...do what you want! I'm on a trampoline with Kajimoto *___* *
Kajimoto: *bounces very OOCly, but who cares? He's pretty*
Gakuto: *exactly*
The End: GAKUTO. I AM YOUR FATHERRRRRRRRR-- Er. I mean. *ends*
Gakuto and Kajimoto plan to take over Scandinavia. And end up barely escaping Gakuto's room with their lives! :O
Gakuto: *walks up to his front door with Kajimoto* So this is my place.
Kajimoto: Hm. I'm sure no one would suspect it of being headquarters to a mastermind Scandinavian Destruction Plot.
Gakuto: Well, it IS my house, so I'm sure the neighbor are suspicious of something. Heh. *reaches out to twist the knob only for the door to be locked* ...
Gakuto: *starts fishing around in his pockets for his keys*
Kajimoto: Perhaps they're not big fans of Scandinavia either.
Gakuto: Who is nowadays? *fishes out gum, old breath mints, some change, string, paper clip, pen and some lint*
Kajimoto: *stares* Do you have keys in there anywhere?
Gakuto: *shirt pocket, jacket pocket* ... *eventually gives up and gets the spare key from under the doormat*
Kajimoto: *wants to facepalm, but doesn't* I suppose you could have just jumped through a window if it came down to it?
Gakuto: ...I guess. *opens the door to let him in* Though I'm not sure there are any other open windows besides mine.
Kajimoto: *follows Gakuto into his house* Ah. Well, luckily, we didn't have to resort to that.
Gakuto: Right. So, uhm... *looks around and scratches his head* ...Welcome? *is bad with guests*
Kajimoto: Er, thank you. *is bad with people*
Gakuto: *Aren't they such a WINNING COMBINATION?!?!?!* Uhm, Kitchen? We have water and juice and soda and stuff...if your thirsty?
Kajimoto: *ALWAYS!!!* Juice is fine.
Gakuto: Ok. *leads him to his kitchen and walks right to the fridge, leaving Kajimoto to his own devices as he pours him his drink*
Kajimoto: *his own devices involve staring around at the walls awkwardly >.>*
Gakuto: *good thing he wasn't expecting much else he would have been a little disappointed* *offers his juice like a good little boy*
Kajimoto: *takes juice and nods* Thanks. *is SOOOOO interesting*
Gakuto: Uhm, no prob. *always feels weird with guests that aren't his own teammates* So, I tend to keep all my plans for world domination in my room.
Kajimoto: *takes sip of juice* Should we head there, then? World domination isn't quite the same without sinister plans.
Gakuto: They aren't sinister! They're genius and up there so lets go. *starts stomping up to his room with a PURPOSE!*
Kajimoto: *follows calmly while sipping juice and smiling to himself, but not like a crazy person, rly*
Gakuto: *is missing all the smiling but this is probably a good thing considering that it would probably just send the boy into shock*
Gakuto: *opens his door* And this is my room....
Kajimoto: *follows Gakuto in* Ah. It's very....clean.
Gakuto: Yeah well...it better be. >.> Not that I had any HELP with it or anything. *sending telepathic "Jerk" links to Yuushi*
Kajimoto: ....right. *notices closet BULGING, but doesn't say anything* So where are these plans of yours?
Gakuto: *starts looking around his desk* They're around here...somewhere.
Kajimoto: Could it be....somewhere amidst those piles of papers? *gestures to THREE ENORMOUS PILES OF PAPERS!!*
Gakuto: *woah! Where did THOSE comes from?! :O * Maybe. But are you really willing to look through all of that?
Kajimoto: *it's like MAGIC* ....will they eat me?
Gakuto: Heh, wanna find out? >D
Gakuto: *is READY to SHOVE*
Kajimoto: ...........................I'll pass. o______o *sense EVIL intent*
Gakuto: *grabs ahold of Kajimoto's sleeve*
Closet: *shudders slightly*
Gakuto: ... o.o
Kajimoto: *turns and blinks* ........did your closet just........... o___o
Gakuto: *from behind Kajimoto* .....no?
Kajimoto: *doesn't realize he's being used as a SHIELD* ....is it alive? O_O
Closet: *giggles*
Gakuto: *ajkfdshfsdja* ....no?
Kajimoto: ...........Mukahi-kun. Your closet. Just. Giggled. *edges towards the door*
Gakuto: *would laugh at the fact that Kaji won't get anywhere when in his Kung Fu grip...but there are other things occupying his mind at the moment* Yeah, I was kinda hoping that would go away on its own...
Kajimoto: It.........usually does that? O___O
Gakuto: *peeks over from behind his shoulder* ...well...
Closet: *shudder shudder*
Gakuto: *Dives behind his bed, pulling his sheild with him*
Kajimoto: *pulled behind Gakuto's bed* I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WASN'T ALIVE.
Gakuto: *is whisper!shouting for some reason* I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS!
Kajimoto: *whisper!shouts back* MAYBE WE CAN SHIP IT TO SCANDINAVIA.
Gakuto: *peeking* And are you gonna be the one to go in there and get whatever the hell IT is?!?!
Kajimoto: It's YOUR closet monster.
Gakuto: I never WANTED it!
Closet: *thump*
Kajimoto: O_O
Gakuto: *jumps*
Kajimoto: *hisses* Is it even safe for us to be in here?!
Gakuto: I've been sleeping on the couch for TWO WEEKS!
Kajimoto: It hasn't...tried to open the door and come out yet, has it?
Gakuto: *reaches out for his tennis racket* Not that I know of.
Kajimoto: *finds a tennis ball lying around* Well, we can either lure it out and somehow manage to defeat it, or let it rest peacefully in your closet.
Gakuto: *stares at Kajimoto* What if I don't want to do either?
Gakuto: *is clutching his racket like his life depended on it*
Kajimoto: Well. You could spend the rest of your life sleeping on the couch, I suppose.
Gakuto: *pout* The couch sucks.
Kajimoto: Well then. *throws ball up in the air and catches it again*
Gakuto: Well how do you plan on DOING this then?
Kajimoto: Tennis?
Gakuto: Uh huh...and this is probably why you dno't talk much. :|
Kajimoto: What? *blinks*
Gakuto: *flails...sightly* How are we suppost to get whatever it is in there OUT with tennis??????
Gakuto: slightly*
Kajimoto: Tennis balls can go incredibly fast if hit correctly, Mukahi-kun. *throws ball up again*
Gakuto: *catches* Please do go on since I seem to suddenly know nothing about tennis... *sarcasm*
Kajimoto: *rolls eyes* And you do not see how we could use that to our advantage?
Gakuto: If I hit serves at my closet door then my own life will be in even MORE danger! *fears Big Momma Mukahi*
Kajimoto: ..........you could open it first?
Gakuto: o.o .... Now I KNOW you're insane.
Kajimoto: Well you do not seem to be coming up with any bright ideas yourself.
Gakuto: I was IN there. WITH. IT. Forgive me for not being more enthusiastic about going anywhere near it again. >.>
Kajimoto: You wouldn't have to....go in there with it. Just. Open the door and hit the ball in. ...and hope it hits it on the head and knocks it out. *nods as if this is the most OBVIOUS plan EVER*
Gakuto: *blinks and stares at the ball in his hand* Hmm....
Gakuto: *turns and chucks it at the door*
Closet: ...........
Kajimoto: You're supposed to open the door first! *exasperated sigh*
Gakuto: I wanted to see what would happen.
Kajimoto: ...would you like me to hold the door open for you? *is FEARLESS!*
Gakuto: Maybe the ball scared it away...
Gakuto: *sinks lower* Or what if it made it mad....?
Closet: *growls menacingly*
Gakuto: *CLING!*
Kajimoto: o_______________O
Gakuto: o.o *UNclings* ...sorry....
Kajimoto: *coughs* It's okay.
Closet: *growls LOUDER*
Gakuto: *REclings* DEAL WITH IT!
Kajimoto: Get a hold of yourself! We won't defeat it, huddled in a corner here!
Gakuto: Can't we just take the good captain's advice?
Kajimoto: Not if you want to reclaim your room.
Gakuto: Right now I just want to get OUT of my room!
Gakuto: What if we hit it and it comes out and it ends up being HUGE?!?!?!
Kajimoto: That's why we should hit the ball with all of our strength. So we knock it out instead of angering it. o__o;;
Gakuto: And if that doesn't work?!
Kajimoto: Then we, er, run.
Gakuto: ...right. And then let it just trash the rest of my house...
Kajimoto: Well it's already angry that you threw the ball at the door. *gestures at growling door*
Gakuto: From giggling to growling...WHy didn't I clean my room before? ;__;
Kajimoto: Next time, think before you shove everything into your closet. *inches away from the increasing growling*
Gakuto: I only shoved it all in there AFTERWARDS! *peeks from behind his bed* I didn't want it getting out...
Kajimoto: ...how long has it been living in your room? *sort of disgusted*
Gakuto: I have no idea! I don't know anything! I just want it gone....
Kajimoto: Well then. Tennis, Mukahi-kun?
Gakuto: ...*holds up his tennis racket*
Kajimoto: I will open the door. If the monster eats me, by any chance, you will have to find someone else to help you with those scandinavian destruction plans. *tosses tennis ball to Gakuto*
Gakuto: *catches* ... *takes a huge manly breath and takes his position before giving Kajimoto a nod* Let's do it.
Kajimoto: *hesitantly makes his way to Gakuto's closet, clearly thinking he is walking his final walk ;__;* On three.
Gakuto: *gulp* ...R-Right...
Kajimoto: One........ Two............ Three! *reaches for the closet door and opens it to a loud ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!*
Closet: *starts chucking out clothes and shoes and random undergarments*
Gakuto: *tosses ball up on two and hits on three* HSDJKFHASJKFHAJKDFA
Gakuto: *Swats everything coming at him with hsi racket-o of DOOM* AAAHHH! GAH! *shoed* OW! SON OF A -- hasdjkfhasdjkgf
Closet: *SWALLOWS TENNIS BALL AND STARTS CHUCKING OUT THINGS EVEN MORE VIOLENTLY* *DOOR STARTS SWINGING ABOUT WILDLY AND THROWS KAJIMOTO BACK!*
Kajimoto: Oof!
Gakuto: *shields his face as he swings his racket wildly* THIS WAS SUCH A BA-- *dodges projectile book* BAD IDEA!
Kajimoto: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOUR CLOSET'S COMPLETELY POSSESED? *dives behind a random chair and uses an old sweater to cover his head from flying shoes*
Gakuto: *swat* AH! AAAHHH!!! OUCH! *slow motion run sequence* *dramaticly dives behind his bed*
Kajimoto: *grabs a random basketball and throws it back into the closet as fast and hard as he can* *is hit in the head by a sock as a returned favor*
Gakuto: *is crouched behind his bed with his hands over his head* YEAH! OF COURSE YOU'D GET THE SOCK!
Kajimoto: STOP COMPLAINING AND HIT THE NEXT BALL HARDER! *dives out of the way of a GI Joe action figure O_O*
Gakuto: *stares at flying figure* I thought I had lost th-- *is hit in the head with a hanger* Ouc-- SON OF A BI-- *SERVES*
Closet: *burps*
Kajimoto: .... did it just ... o__o;
Gakuto: Fatty!
Closet: *tosses picture frame*
Gakuto: Whoa.... *evades*
Kajimoto: Oh for the love of-- *spots a tennis ball and dives for it* Let's give it one more go before we attempt to run for our lives!
Gakuto: O.O *is ready to run NOW* I told you this would be bad!
Kajimoto: Will you just cover me while I try to serve this thing? *stares around until he finds a tennis racket and scoops it up*
Gakuto: *is skeptical about coming out from behind his bed again* Uhm...ok?
Gakuto: *hears dramatic western music playing from God know's where* ...wtf?
Kajimoto: *straightens up, holding racket and tennis ball in super slow motion* It's just you and me now. *jabs racket at the closet*
Closet: *eyes the pretty boy*
Kajimoto: *eyes the closet with perfect stillness and then begins bending* ....*and bending* ....*and bending* ....*and ouch that looks painful, but it isn't painful to him because apparently he's made of rubber*
Gakuto: ....whoa. o.o
Closet: ...???
Kajimoto: *throws ball up in air and bends back up with SUPER FAST SPEED and hits the ball fast enough to rip a hole through the racket, but it doesn't because Gakuto has Super Durable Tennis Rackets*
Gakuto: *head whips to the closet never even seeing the ball* ...oh my god!
Closet: *utters a kind of horrible, high-pitched shriek*
Gakuto: *covers his ears*
Kajimoto: *winces* What the hell is IN there?
Gakuto: *slowly uncovers his ears* I..I'm not sure...
Closet: *starts grumbling*
Gakuto: O.O *rushes over to the door and SHUTS IT!*
Kajimoto: *collapses on a pile of random crap*
Closet: *whines, but quiets down*
Gakuto: *slides his back down the closet door* *sits with his legs outstretched and his arms hanging* ...
Gakuto: Dude...
Kajimoto: *breathing hard* *rubs eyes with palm of his hand* That was....
Gakuto: *is suddenly right in frnot of him with HUGE eyes*
Kajimoto: O__O Mukahi-kun??
Gakuto: Where. Did you learn. That SERVE.... *__________*
Kajimoto: It's my specialty. *blinks*
Gakuto: *falls back onto his butt in front of him* Really...?
Kajimoto: Yes. I'm, hm, quite flexible when it comes to it. *flicks a pair of socks away from him*
Gakuto: NO KIDDING! You're head was like THIS far away from the floor! *Holds up thumb and finger to show how little space there was*
Kajimoto: *smiles, pleased* It helps add significant speed to my serves.
Gakuto: I couldn't even see the ball!
Kajimoto: And the thing in your closet couldn't either, apparently. *eyes the now-quiet door nervously*
Gakuto: *has forgotten about the closet monster* Dude....I want to learn that serve! TEACH ME THAT SERVE!
Kajimoto: Hm. *studies Gakuto* You do seem flexible.
Gakuto: *nod nod* I am. I am.
Kajimoto: We could train together. I'm sure you have techniques you could teach me. *looks interested*
Gakuto: *grabs his probably more then messed up from hitting books and hangers and picture frames racket and jumps up* LET'S GO!
Kajimoto: *blinks and follows suit* *wants to gesture at newly messed up room which Gakuto will have to clean AGAIN, but doesn't* All right.
Gakuto: *bounces out the door!* *chants* New serve. New serve. New serve.
Kajimoto: *follows, rather shocked that he isn't being DRAGGED anywhere!*
Closet: *plots impending doom*
Gakuto: *somehow ends up dragging Kaji to the TRAMPOLINE!*
Scandinavian Doom Papers: *flutters about the room*
Gakuto: *Gasp! THOSE WERE ORGANIZED BY COUNTRY! >| *
Kajimoto: *stares at the trampoline and ignores the SHIVER OF DISORGANIZED WORLD DOMINATION PLANS run through Gakuto*
Gakuto: *Country, population, national income, maps, weapons...color coordinated :( *
Kajimoto: *the closet monster's probably chewing on a few of the flyaways*
Gakuto: *OH IT'S ON CLOSET! >OOO*
Closet: MWAHAHAHA!
Tumbleweed: *rolls by belatedly*
Gakuto: *You are LATE!*
Tumbleweed: *I was on the set of a different film. So sue me. Or Hollywood. I'll give you my agent's contact.*
Gakuto: *Ugh! Celebrities!*
The End: *looms*
Gakuto: ....*why is it looming?*
The End: *it makes me feel more authoritative*
Gakuto: *pfft...do what you want! I'm on a trampoline with Kajimoto *___* *
Kajimoto: *bounces very OOCly, but who cares? He's pretty*
Gakuto: *exactly*
The End: GAKUTO. I AM YOUR FATHERRRRRRRRR-- Er. I mean. *ends*