Ares, dead?

[bendtomywill]

Well it's come to my attention that my idol, my hero, the only God I really liked, the one who gave me baby senses..is dead! Gone, dead. Kaput

Comments

[samriprosecutor]

I don't think it works quite that way.

[bendtomywill]

Says who?

[samriprosecutor]

I don't believe you can declare yourself a hod over humans. I think it's the other way aroind. Or pethaps yoy should be speaking to the other gods first. Maybe they would need to elect you.

[bendtomywill]

I don't really think it's a democratic process. Quiet, I think I was second in line to Ares's greatness. I should get the job.

I'm a God now! Wear a funny hat!

[amerimnos]

Totally doesn't work like that, darling~

[bendtomywill]

..Can I still make people wear funny hats and worship me?

I think if Ares had a will, he would name me his successor.

[amerimnos]

I'm pretty sure that's what the Catholic church does, but by all means, you can try.

Keep deluding yourself, dear~ It's charming.

[bendtomywill]

I need a large supply of funny hats..know where I can get any?

I'm taking up the job!