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[bendybuchou]

Hello. This is Kajimoto Takahisa, the captain of Jyousei Shounan's tennis team.

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Wakato? Wakato, what am I supposed to do now? You're the one who got me into this. I knew I shouldn't have listened to you. "It'll be fun!" Now I look like an idiot. Where is Shinjyo? With Hanamura-sensei again? Dammit. I'm going to go stretch or -- bend or

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[chaynjuhova]

Interact! Schmooze! Mingle! Generally talk to people. And then do something to garner attention, like write or draw or whatever other talent you may have.

Gonna go stretch, eh? Need a helping hand?

[bendybuchou]

"Schmooze"? ...I'll see what I can do. Thank you.

If you're offering it.

[chaynjuhova]

Yes. Schmooze. It's one of those things you do with other people.

Of course~

[bendybuchou]

I understood that. Would you care to tell me what schmoozing actually involves?

All right, then. You know where my house is. Just let youself in.

[slobberymongrel]

Holy mother of merlin. Another tennis muggle.

Is there some sort of secret factory you lot come from? Welcome to The Fandom, in any case. Try not to get impregnated or sent to hell or married off like a russian bride.

I wish I were kidding. Cheers!

[bendybuchou]

No, no secret factory. There's Hanamura-sensei, though.

...Impregnated. This is so like Wakato to get mixed up in something that could potentially get us impregnated.

Nice to meet you. You are...?

[slobberymongrel]

Sirius Black, charmingly handsome disenchanted heir to the Black fortunes and Auror, currentally spending my days as a platypus.

Dont ask. Its a long story. Actually, its not really, but facial hair will crush my lungs if I say anything else. Trust me on this one.

Im sure being impregnated isnt all THAT bad once one gets used to it. You could always have your fangirls go a fetch you burritos and watermelons at odd hours of the night, and you can be as big of a bastard as you please with no repercussions! All very brilliant, I think, were it not for the whole HORRIFYING SIN AGAINST NATURE, MAGIC, AND COMMON SENSE and all.

But I digress. x)

[bendybuchou]

...I see. Actually, no, I don't, but any further explanation will probably leave me confused.

And I believe you may have me confused. My teammate, Wakato, is the one with all the fangirls. Although I could probably get him to fetch me burritos and watermelons. Maybe.

[bigi_my_yoina]

Hello, Kajimoto. ;)

[bendybuchou]

Hello, Atobe. :) How have you been?

[bakaviper_killa]

I remember you.

[bendybuchou]

And I remember you, Seigaku's Momoshiro.

[bakaviper_killa]

I want another match against you.

One on one.