Woo! Headline misleading me

[bendyourknees]

It's a boy for Clay Aiken

I seriously thought the story would be about Clay Aiken coming out at long last and confirming that Kathy Griffin was right about him , much to the dismay of his female fans. Fans who call themselves "Claymates". No, I'm not kidding.

And I love that the name of his "good friend" is Jaymes. *ahem*

Comments

[edobrzel]

Funny, when I saw the headline a few minuets ago, my first thought was, "He's not gay?" Then again, just because he fathered a kid doesn't mean he's not in the closet. :) He also might be straight. Being effeminate does not a gay person make. Not everyone can have the machismo of the Pinto. (I can't say that with a straight face, but since it is typed you can't tell.)

[bendyourknees]

Oooo! Your "personal sense of virility"! Sounds like a line from one of those thinly-cryptic ED drug commercials.

"After a sagging performance during his weekly golf game, Bob needed a boost in his personal sense of virility..."