1. STAAAAR TREEEEK. Let's not talk about the shit way women were treated in it, though.
No, actually, let's talk about it.
2. Things that are disturbingly hilariously weirdly awesome:
Green Porno 3. UP. 6 DAYS. YESSSSS.
4. We're in the 21st fucking century, and yet I am constantly reminded of
how people are shit.