Comments | beneaththesea: like oh my god!

beneaththesea

like oh my god!

Oct 21, 2004 21:40

i was walking to my car in a parking garage, wearing a tuxedo(god knows why!). a man was in front of me, he was wearing bright orange windbreaker. a man five cars in front of him loads a gun. the dude in the orange jacket all the sudden gets fuckin shot in the face by napoleon dynomite's doppleganger. so i get all freaked out and bolt for my car, ( Read more... )

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bandageparade October 21 2004, 22:50:28 UTC

daniel you are wild.

and i hate you for saying that i hate you.

beneaththesea October 21 2004, 23:02:27 UTC

shut the fuck, when did i say that you hate me? i know you dont hate me.

bandageparade October 24 2004, 22:23:14 UTC

good cause i totally love you. so you better not think that.

...i have my sources

beneaththesea October 25 2004, 14:20:38 UTC

becca?

sans_the_whimsy October 21 2004, 22:58:45 UTC

this has been a roller coaster experience for me too, Daniel.

There I was, tied to a post awaiting to be shot in the chest about 12 or 13 times from a firing squad. They blindfolded me and I stood there breathing heavily and just fucking breathing heavily. There was a crack in the blindfold that allowed me to see everything jsut fine, perhaps better than before. I screamed out several times in anticipation, but death never came. They fired. I was hit 9 times in the chest and abdomin. Oddly enough, I survived. I'm not going to claim that it didn't hurt. It was like being divorced. I broke free from the post and ran at the soldiers on duty to kill me. They scurried to reload their rifles, but I swiped a bayonette and proceeded to cut the throats of every officer there...

When I was done, I then knelt down and began eating all of their uniforms. The jackets made of raspberry and their pants of cream soda. I stood up and wet myself in delight at the sight of the King leaning against the balcony post dead from shock.

beneaththesea October 21 2004, 23:11:58 UTC

geoff you bring sunshine into my heart.

wild dream though, its funny, i have never had speaking in my dreams, not even mouths moving, no expressions at all, no sound at all. it's odd.

soy_peligrosa October 22 2004, 01:39:59 UTC

you are CRAZY! and it was crazy good seeing you the other (last?) night.

ecclesiastes_3 October 24 2004, 18:20:46 UTC

Dan I miss you terribly. You're a good kid. Make good choices. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

I didnt know you were talking about a dream at first so that post was quiet terrifying for a moment.

beneaththesea October 25 2004, 14:21:39 UTC

yeah i tried to make it sound that way. sorry for freaking you out.
i love you too bro. when is your term up?