I probably should have put this behind a cut tag.

[bengaffleck]

I lost my virginity to Cheyenne when we were seventeen. It was everything your first time is supposed to be -- awkward, embarrassing, and quick. It was honestly so bad that it took us another month to try again. But once we did, well. I began to understand why so many people talked about sex like it was the be all, end all. I discovered, seventeen

Comments

[gwynethpaltrow]

I don't think I enjoyed sex until I was in my mid-twenties.

[jerpiven]

Then I'm pretty sure you weren't doing it right.

[bengaffleck]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but Piven is wrong. It wasn't that you weren't doing it right, it was that they weren't doing it right.

[jtimberlake]

http://www.match.com/ :-*

[bengaffleck]

Har.

[madamon]

http://adultfriendfinder.com/

[bengaffleck]

Well, at least that one is more straightforward than the one Timberlake linked.

[johnrzeznik]

Dude, go get laid.

[bengaffleck]

Easier said than done!

Well, in practice, I suppose it's pretty easy. But you know me, and you know the emotional turmoil dropping trou for some random person would lead to. :D

[behrjn]

This is fucked up, but I thought you meant that Cheyenne Kimbal girl, or however you spell her name.

[bengaffleck]

. . . She's like, what? Fourteen?