so i found out today that a certain local agency won the business of the world's largest retailer and second largest corporation ...(and now apparently, the best place to pick up chicks?)

dammit i knew i shouldn't have sold my apple stock.. *kick*grumble* :(

christmas gifts from my parents this year:

small puzzle of the US
2007 calendar of bridges
2 brown shirts
plastic candle holder
pack of starburst
reynolds silicone spatula and scraper
ski usa playing cards
$10 in lottery tickets
plastic rocket toss game

on another note, don't forget to come over tomorrow to watch the balls drop in carytown!

drinking coffee and eating taco bell at the same time should be avoided. trust me on this one. devastating.

wow.. best birthday present ever. thanks to everyone who made it special. and now here are a few fond memories of new york ( Read more... )

sometimes you eat the bar... and sometimes the bar eats you.

I really want to go as chuck norris for halloween but i just don't have the frame or the beard. or the badass attitude.

last night i made the big mistake of smoking a cigar in my car.... and now I can't get the stink out.

last night i saw a band called Face Down in Shit. pretty much what you'd expect. melodious acoustic numbers... pan flute, dream catchers - all the usual suspects.