I won't have what he's having

[benjiej]

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[putzmeisterbear]

A one man flash mob?

[panikmanik]

zomg it's a zombie!!! walk away slowly and don't run or it'll notice you and come after you dawn of the dead style!!

[jpeace]

Heroin chair!

My roommate's sister has a classic gag from her times working in a detox facility. The gentleman has very likely just shot up in the last thirty minutes. They tend to slump yet stay upright on the edge of sleep wherever they are.