I was going to Benben Snapple Caps and Discount Food when Bam! 2 cases of children's books, Benben. I grabbed the books and ran. My having the books is much more important than what I'll do with them. Books!
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Tommrow I'll get to have lunch, Benben, because I bought discount BBQ at Shoprite for a dollar. And I got 14 Snapple caps, from a trash can, 4 of which were knew, and 1 was a winner, Benben. I'm one Benben Benben to Ben ben slowly and deliberetly.

Dave Eggers on Conan tonight.

Comedy Central has pulled Conan from their line up. Those Dirty Whores.

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You can sign a petition to bring him back.
http://www.petitiononline.com/conancc/petition-sign.html?

Appropriate music for the end of the summer, or if I was going off to 'Nam. Damn you school, damn you.

I won a Snapple backpack! Benben!

Unfortunatly, big fat disgusting Man Driver has not died during the summer. I saw Man Driver in a deli, probably buying pig hocks and pickle brine.

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The mead brewing begins again, Benben.

I have G-mail, Benben.

Now that all of the college age New Jersians have left, except Tom Stinson, the state is mine! Benben.

No more Alex, Benben. This is going to take some getting used to. Now I'll have to steal twice as much, Ben.