Feel The Pressure Of The Long Dick Of The Law

[benjythenutsack]

My whole life I have constantly been in trouble with the long arm of the law and often found myself on the wrong side of barred windows. Let me tell you about just a few of the times I was thrown into the big house...though my butthole is still too sore to tell you about what went on in that big happy house

Comments

[anonymous]

"...I was arrested for impersonating television. It was all part of my plan to undermine Ted Turner and control all of network TV. But my plan was itself undermined when I was found out by some mexicans. They complained that no one on the Telemundo Channel could actually speak or understand a word of spanish..."

That's golden.

[anonymous]

my good sir. it does indeed seem as if the law hates you. you weren't doing anything wrong. though i must say, did you really have to impersonate the parking meter? the rest i can understand, but that is just...*shakes head wearily*

regards,
miss mala