Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

[benma]

According to the FBI, terrorists.

Now, I'll grant that a citizen finding an actual weapon of mass destruction should probably contact the authorities (although events have demonstrated that the highest authorities in at least two countries cannot identify them reliably). And the FBI should likely be investigating environmentalist groups, racial

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[sneakyninjaevil]

I personnally like the reference to "Cyber Penetration." I really have nothing I can think of to make that any funnier. I'm glad to know that the government is finally cracking down on android sex.

[sneakyninjaevil]

I'm learning about the constitution; does this make law school a terrorist training camp?

No, wait. Don't answer that.

[stationary_jew]

I've voted for Presidential candidates (who were legitimate enough candidates to be on the ballot in every state, not just the guy whose name came to mind when I needed a "none-of-the-above" writein) who fit at least half of the warning signs for Common Law Movement Proponents. That's One.

I frequently travel as a lone individual, and it wouldn't take much paranoia to read the sermons on Revelation I sat through as a boy as a Doomsday Cult. That's Two.

I've been been to known champion the Constitution over the claimed authorities of the federal government, as well. That's Three.

Should I just turn myself in, now?

[accipiter]

I would turn you both in right now, except I think that'd make me a "Super Patriot" right-wing extremist--and thus also a terrorist.

[elisel]

...Now you've all done it. There will BE no LiveJournal tomorrow. Clearly it's a hotbed of terrorist conspiracy.

[stationary_jew]

He clearly learned nothing from Eddie Izzard. If you're gonna secede, get your own stinkin' flag!