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how many times have you almost been killed by someone either

over the age of 65
talking on a cell phone
smoking
READING!! (whaa!!??)
or
putting on makeup!!!!

erryday my life is put in jeopardy by one of those guys....eryyday! driving on 85 shouldn't be called driving, it should be called "almost dieing," or "finna meet Jesus." it's insanitu! ( Read more... )

you don't say to someone who just got their hair chopped off

(while pointing a finger) "haaa haaaa"
"now that's going to take some getting used to"
"do you have a court date coming up?"
"what inspired that"did your girlfriend break up with you ( Read more... )

o yeah!!!

ps: i got my hairs cut off this weekend by the ever so stylish chaffed muhnies! thanks homey!!

if you wanna see it....yer prolly just gonna have to hang out....cause snapfish is the debul.

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so first thing's first ( Read more... )

i am at work. yes ( Read more... )

i have so many ideas in my brain that won't ever hush up and leave me be, but when i try to express said ideas they up and leave me like meatloaf's career. ok sorry, i just wanted to name drop meatloaf in an entry somehow.
1. conquor the universe.
2. become a millionzillionhubbashermamamillionaire.
3. name drop meatloaf in a livejournal entry ( Read more... )

i had just dyed ma hrr...again
and since my drain goes sooooooooooo slow...
my baftub is now pank
ummmm....whoops?

ain't nuffin a lil bleeatch cain't fix dough!
gospel

you know ( Read more... )