This is the voice of Sam, ringing forth to the heathens.

[benner00]

This is Samantha.

Ben is cleaning, which is boring. Now he's talking about getting high, which I think is really funny. He stole Kyle's sandwich or something like that. lulz. I have no idea.

However, here is something amazing that Ben has created:

Places Ben Wants to Do It:

-Sam's Shower

Ok, so, my shower is really bomb, so I understand why

Comments

[shortstak]

I hellof created that list I'm sure my name deserves to be sooomewhere in here.

aaaalso. he was very aware mount olympus isn't real.
he didn't want to be able to do it everywhere on the list.
I guess that's no fun or something.

[bluebottlebutte]

I thought the Mount Olympus thing originated from his desire to be endowed with godlike powers? So, like, once he ascended to deity status he'd be able to copulate there, which was part of its draw? Isn't that what it was, Benjamin?

What Ben didn't figure out until Ashley told him was that he'd have to run the balloon, otherwise someone was going to have to sit there and watch him...doing it.
Which was why it's an ideal threesome setup. Two ladies, both of whom are capable hot air balloon operators. Take turns. Sexy-hot AND practical. What up.

[benner00]

wow... by adding the "what up" at the end made it a completly barney like statment.. in fact i could actually see this topic appearing in the show those exact words coming out of his mouth!! kudos ashley! but now im jealous cause i havnt had a barney moment yet :(

and no although i would love god like power i want to have sex on mount olympus as a mortal (maybe do it with a demi-goddess?? or just a normal woman is fine) because the fact that the gods could catch us at any moment would make the experience soooo much hotter!! hahahahaha

[bluebottlebutte]

kudos ashley!
Thanks very much! Although I have to say, I think that they already did tackle a topic like this in the show...didn't Barney have a list? I thought he did.

because the fact that the gods could catch us at any moment would make the experience soooo much hotter!!
You say that now. You'd probably be punished, though, and not in a fun way.