So Lance Bass Is Gay.

[bennyjett]

And, of course, which member of *NSYNC did I have a crush on? Not creepy, dread-wearing Chris or fugly fatty Joey or butt-faced Justin or freaky JC, who looks like he has a terminal case of Ugly. I was totally into Lance. Why does this always happen to me? Why? Sons of bitches.

Anywho, I totally got new glasses yesterday, and my optomitrist is a

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[jiggledaskipple]

Lance Bass is gay?!
Dude, I liked him too.
Dangit.

[bennyjett]

Seriously- that low voice and dreamy smile? I was so into him. Balls.

[meansnoworries]

Wait, people didn't already know he was gay?

[bennyjett]

MAKE IT WORSE ALREADY, PETER.