My Friends & Me.

[bennyjett]

LC: What the fuck is profanity?

Dane: Did you hear about Rumsfeld?
Me: If you mean did I hear that if you go in a dark bathroom and say "abortion" three times, he'll come and scratch your face off, then yes, I did hear.
Dane: Fucking Donald.

LC's Crazy Hippie Dad: One day, the government's gonna put chips in our brains so they can watch us take showers

Comments

[meansnoworries]

But Peter Pan carried a short sword, and, as we all know... if you're a man, the length of the sword/club/bat/phallicobject you carry is directly proportional to your penis length.

So he couldn't have been too awesome.

[bennyjett]

pishaw.

wendy's still a whore.