Stop being such a neurotic mess.

I got a B on the big term paper I wrote in two and a half hours.

Bitches.

Already having dreamed the events of the day. Work was closed like the construction workers said it would be, in my dreams. Now it might be open. I might have to go to work after already figuring out I wouldn't have to ( Read more... )

The only way to show someone you cared
Is to get back at them

Then they know how you felt

And, you get to fuck their friends.

-A poem by Alex McCollum.

Sometimes it really bums me out that I am too young to have lost my virginity at a Bon Jovi concert.

Fuck. That would have been special.

I got my bike's brakes "fixed". Turns out I was oblivious to the fact that I had a quick release for it so I could take the wheel out easily and it popped. With it actually set, I can stop my bike. I suppose that's pretty rad ( Read more... )

Mother will be happy, I will be happier.

Here's to hoping no more people insult the stupid rules I have to follow and that no one else drops bags of meth in the goddamned restrooms.

But most of all, here's to hoping that that job chokes on a bag of fucks and dies.

That I dragged my ass out of bed for yet another day at AmPm. This makes 8 days straight. Then there's tomorrow.

Fuck this job. I hates it.

I stayed late last night because someone found meth. Cops came. Tits.

Time for fast bikes and steep hills. Now. Who's in?

Don't bike fast down hills with your mouth open, you too may fall victim to a wicked asshole-bee-mouth-sting combo. They suck.

I fucking hate bees.

In other news, fuck gas station hobos.