the coolness factor of a college can be determined by the average distance between someone's shoe and their pants. here, for example, the average is about 2 inches. your college: 0.
oh, and since those incidents of a guy creeping around our campus to watch girls sleep, they've beefed up security. see: below.
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My mummy called to complain about the break-ins and they told her they don't practice "in loco parentis" (meaning "in the place of the parents", but it's funny cuz it has 'loco' in the middle) and that students should be more careful. Which made me mad, cuz if a drunk freshman lets a 250# black man (as the description goes) onto the second floor and he assaults me in the bathroom, is that my fault? Deep thoughts.
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