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[bentakesonnafta]

I had my first bout with simultaneous translation today. In one ear and out the mouth. It was like a sex position, except I don't find my Chinese co-worker that sexually viable--which isn't a slight against her, I'm just not into Chinese chicks. It wasn't difficult subject matter, just her explaining where she is, what her job entails, and her

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[annie_linux]

Ben,

I was in Houston a few days ago, and I walked right by a Ben Milam Elementary School. It was in the heights off of Shephard. What the fuck?! Are you famous?

[bentakesonnafta]

Let's just say a lot of nuns didn't get burned to death in an orphanage because of a certain me.

[annie_linux]

By which I assume you mean this.

[bentakesonnafta]

You mean you've never heard the "how I was named after a door" story!? Truth is stranger than fiction, yo.