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[bentakesonnafta]

If I put the events of today on a record, and then scratched it around so only little snippets broke through, it would go like this:

A bird shit on you!
Was it a crow?
No, it was a pigeon.
I'm pretty sure it was a crow. Japanese

Wan doru? English?

Dude, it's not hard to give yourself a break. An apology's never going to mean much. Just

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hey

[mishaps]

Ben, we met at a party that I went to as Simon Kassassia's guest. We had a great time and you guys walked me to the bus / subway. I hope you remember me. As I've been reading your journal I've been thinking that we would be great penpals. Real life penpals. So if you want, give me your address somewhere and I'll send you a letter and we can go from there.

- Misha
447 Woolwich St
Guelph, ON
N1H 3X3

[nightplayer]

Is your cold better?
Yeah, thanks to the cake you gave me.

This is exactly like what Arabic jokes sound like when translated to English.